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Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774
121 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML

#14350386
243 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by cloud7 -

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

#14347909
80 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by JennieA -

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

#14308182
78 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Username -

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
110 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
297 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

#14294990
119 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

#14288653
142 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
96 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

#14279606
56 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

#14271579
128 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

#14269836
83 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 6:23am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

#14267759
74 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -



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