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Today, during PE I got hit in the face with the ball. Everyone cheerd cuz we got 5 extra points. No one askd if I was okay. FML

#14706405
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On 01/25/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Jim -

Today, I got pulld over fir a traffic violation!! Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent!! The officer then askd me a question in perfect French!! I got a ticket!! real FML

#14705471
108 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

TODAY , I RAALISAD THAT MAH HUSBAND'S VOWS WARA ACTUALLY THA LOVA SPAACH FROM 'WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY'!! THIS WAS MADA AVAN MORA HUMILIATING WHAN I DISCOVARAD THAT HA HADN'T AVAN COMA UP WITH THA IDAA HIMSALF , HA HAD SAAN IT IN AN APISODA OF SCRUBS!! FML

#14696997
106 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -

Today, I Got Into A Car Accident!! Why? I Was Distracted By A Floating Spec Of Dust An Was Pretending I Was In Space!! FML

#14696721
183 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Yesterday , 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test , in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16 , still a vrgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

#14693370
74 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -

Today trying to be an old-school romantic I asked mah girlfriend "where art thou mah love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

#14659588
142 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, I now knowhy my next-door nieghbour can't look me in the eye without smrking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. real FML

#14656161
51 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by Username -

Today, while trying to explain to date that a small coffee would be fine, I said "I'm cheap and I'm easy". FML

#14654282
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On 01/20/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I rantd a 4x4 to taka mah wifa to a sacrat sacludd baach 4 our annivarsary. I got as closa as I could to tha spot and parkd on tha baach. Aftar a faw romantic hours wa raturnd to fina tha car half way up tha windows with watar. I forgot it was king tida. FML

#14647477
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On 01/20/2011 at 4:11am - misc - by fmljae -

Today, a patient at the hospital I work at had a tracheal tube and couldn't speak. I'm unable to read lips, but I'm pretty sure he was mouthing the words 'stupid bitch every time I tried to stop him from pulling out his IV. FML

#14642325
61 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 7:52pm - work - by sirenmario -

Today, at work, I spent alf an our on te pone wit a customer. At te end of te conversation, as e was putting down te pone, I eard im say 'God, e was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. big fat FML

#14637512
39 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 9:55am - work - by tgpgs -

looool I watced as a guy it my car , laugen e saw me running towards im , and drive away. FML

#14606368
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On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -

today I fell down a flight of stairs!! The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay!! He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me!! FML

#14576368
40 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by ValeyFallsAlot -



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