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Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

#14480016
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On 01/05/2011 at 10:35pm - love - by sadlife -

Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

#14471817
201 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 4:01am - money - by wdavi022 -

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

#14461998
113 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 10:47am - health - by clumsy -

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

#14460417
120 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

#14455571
64 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
136 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

#14404021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35743) - you deserved it (5167)

On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

#14399805
73 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 7:45pm - love - by 3yrneveragainn -

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

#14393948
106 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

#14392477
79 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:39am - love - by thatsucks -

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

#14391490
107 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 2:48am - work - by ronniewciv -

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

#14381154
44 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 10:24am - love - by ... -

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

#14377623
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27693) - you deserved it (2354)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -



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