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Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
81 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

#14528357
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18744) - you deserved it (3787)

On 01/10/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous -

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
132 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

#14494706
53 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML

#14488481
93 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 7:26pm - health - by Dante -

Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

#14484091
168 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns -

Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

#14482649
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15273) - you deserved it (4952)

On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

#14482279
149 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

#14482213
56 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 2:35am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I changed my facebook relationship status to 'in a relationship'. The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

#14480016
155 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 10:35pm - love - by sadlife -

Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

#14471817
194 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 4:01am - money - by wdavi022 -

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

#14461998
110 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 10:47am - health - by clumsy -

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

#14460417
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36794) - you deserved it (4115)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -



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