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Today, I ad diarrea in a public batroom. Wen I was finisd, I noticd tat someone ad pissd all over te toilet paper. FML

#15630869
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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today , I was at a grocery store with mah 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out , an older man comes over and says , "You should have usd condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
282 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, mah roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I endd up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

#15624701
263 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm - misc - by QWERTY -

TODAY... I QUIT MAH JOB AFTER I OVERHEARD MAH BOSS DOING A 'HYSTERICAL' IMPRESSION OF ME TELLING HER ABOUT MAH DAD'S HEART CONDITION. FML

#15495668
160 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 8:05am - work - by dinomite -

Taday I laid in bd all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties neither of which I was invitd to. mega FML

#15494104
110 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by mylifesucks -

Today, mah cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This looool wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if mah skin was immune to bieng slicd open by a frantic kitty. FML

#15489926
84 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 10:27pm - animals - by ouch -

TODAY, IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, MY BROTHER'S WIFE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH THERE FRST CHILD. EVERYONE JOKED AROUND AND SAID I WAS NEXT. TWO WEEKS AGO I FOUND OUT THAT I'M STERILE. FML

#15487602
156 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today, I went to the hospital as mah girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket cuz she had no pants. She had a siezure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. fat FML

#15473081
185 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. fat FML

#15462231
86 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 4:53am - love - by zks -

Today.. . I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my ead . Te same brick my mum putted up tere to "keep it out of te way" . mega FML

#15447390
166 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by EllieJ -

Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, an I get to deal with him. real FML

#15447160
100 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -

I walked in on one of mah housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. mega FML

#15442986
172 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, mah friend thought it would be hilariou to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to putted down mah dog . I had mah dog fir 11 years . FML

#15437013
206 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -



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