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Today, I quit my job after I overheard my boss doing a 'hysterical' impression of me telling her about my dad's heart condition. FML

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On 03/26/2011 at 8:05am - work - by dinomite -

Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML

#15494104
111 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by mylifesucks -

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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On 03/25/2011 at 10:27pm - animals - by ouch -

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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153 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

#15473081
185 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

#15462231
86 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 4:53am - love - by zks -

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

#15447390
165 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by EllieJ -

Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML

#15447160
100 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

#15442986
170 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

#15437013
205 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

#15430583
147 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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237 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -



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