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Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML

#16150933
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On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

#16149509
113 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Georgia -

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
165 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
101 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

#16139951
30 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 2:17am - work - by Username -

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

#16138835
77 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
99 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

#16128552
68 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 11:19am - misc - by NotChadKrouger -

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
163 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
102 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

#16112747
84 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
161 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -



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