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Today, I got stung by a bee. I'm highly allergic, so I ran inside to tell my father. His response? "Suck it up kid, life is gonna throw a lot harder things at you in the future." FML

#21435866
36 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 1:12pm - health - by FallenAngel2001 -

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12020) - you deserved it (763)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (1512)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

#21434324
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20284) - you deserved it (4837)

On 06/30/2015 at 11:33am - work - by AIienware -

Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator, they made a sound very close to that of a fart. About 10 seconds later, some asshole let out a silent but deadly fart, earning me a bunch of disgusted looks. FML

#21432890
88 comments

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On 06/27/2015 at 3:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

#21432524
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20041) - you deserved it (6303)

On 06/26/2015 at 8:57pm - misc - by college estudiata (woman) -

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34717) - you deserved it (2094)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen so I went to work. On my walk to work a girl pulls up on my bike and says I need to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. Hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass as police surround me and accuse me of stealing my own bike. FML

#21429443
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25283) - you deserved it (1436)

On 06/21/2015 at 9:29am - misc - by cwell88 (man) -

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29908) - you deserved it (8538)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML

#21427489
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27306) - you deserved it (4606)

On 06/17/2015 at 8:14am - misc - by Anonymous -

 Today, I had to explain to my little brother yet again that no, socks don't count as toilet paper. FML

#21426539
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26248) - you deserved it (1909)

On 06/15/2015 at 3:11pm - kids - by maggieyokoi -

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

#21425769
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (6461)

On 06/14/2015 at 2:35am - health - by flipflap (woman) -

Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML

#21421325
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25138) - you deserved it (3179)

On 06/05/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by yuck (woman) -



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