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FML’s video traumas

We’ve come across a team of unsuspecting geniuses. They write, direct, produce and star in a series of 10-second videos under the name They’re just starting out, but they are full of promise, and seem to be as prolific and productive as a bunch of rabbits on energy drinks.

When they offered to make clips based on FML stories, we told them, “Why not, let’s give it a shot…” but when we finally clapped eyes on the quality of their work, we jumped up and down, exclaiming stuff like “Yay! That’s ace! Keep going! Have our babies!” They do their shoots on Sundays, and we imagine that they all have day jobs, so we have to wonder when they find the time to sleep… They’ll probably be able to sleep later, when fame knocks at their door, because we can guarantee that these bunnies will soon be famous. 

Who are these nutcases? is first of all three girls: Anna Akana ("Anna Banana", who barks all the time but doesn’t bite – producer, writer, actress), Deidre Devlin (graduated from USC with a degree in screenwriting - also an actress - her ultimate dream is to nab a tampon commercial), and Alexis Dickey (the third actress - more commonly referred to as "Dickey", you can guess why).

There’s also Shaun Jones (DP and occasional guest star for 10ST - since he knows how to shoot guns, and because of his camera skills, the girls have to approve everything he says).

Around them is a team of talented actors and movie technicians who view shootings in the same way others paint, thinking more in terms of having fun before considering commercializing their work: they’ve thus understood how to quickly get better at what they are passionate about. 

Oh yeah, below is how these crazy people organize their workload (it made us laugh, it’s a bit like the FML team trying to decide which one of us is going to get the beers).

Don’t hold back on your comments, give them some encouragement; it may be thanks to you that they hit the big time soon.

#920 - Videos - On 04/22/2011 at 5:13am by Didi - 151 comments

Fjord My Life

It's cold, it's far far away and it's a country which serves Reinsdyrsteik, roasted reindeer. This is not a joke. 
Yes! Today we're visiting Norway and which is so cool, not only because the boys and girls are awesomely blond, but because FML has never welcomed a Norwegian artist before. Or a blond artist either. Now that's done, let's enjoy the view of the fjord while interviewing Simon.



-God morgen Simon, please present yourself to the FML audience
-Simon Gustavsson

-How old are you?


-Oh (that's cute) you're pretty young, aren't you shocked by some of the stories you read on FML?
-Yeah haha! No, not really! I'm kinda used to the internet so that's not anything I worry too much about. Though I think there's a bit too much stuff on the "intimacy" section...


- That's odd to hear from a teenager. So, Norway, how coldool, but where do you live exactly?
-On a little island called Nøtterøy.

-Oh right. (This interview was done on Skype, and I'd never heard how the "ø" is supposed to sound, so let's ask Simon so we can actually learn something today) By the way, how are you supposed to read the stroked "o" ?
-It's kind of a mix between o and e. It's pronounced like the u in "sure"


-What do you do for a living?
-Yeah I'm a student, so I've got no full time job, but I do some freelancing in my spare time! And by freelancing I mean mostly iOS design: icons, UI...



-What's your story?
-I've always kind of like drawing and also painting, but it never got into something. about 3-4 years ago I started with photoshop, and from there on I kinda tried out all kinds of different stuff. And last year I got invited to a site called which gave me a boost with design and particularly iO. So basically the freelancing I got going today I can thank dribbble for!


-Tell us more about this website.
-It's an invite based site (you need to get an invite from one of the members) mainly for designers and illustrators where you can show off a 400x300px screenshot of "what you are working on". It's basically a giant pile of awesome creatives showing off high quality icons, illustrations, UI and logos. And of course, that's where I got my inspiration to start with these things from.


-That's a great concept. So what are your next projects?
-Well I'm about to design a full iPhone/iPad game with UI and everything! And some other iOS stuff that I'm not allowed to talk about...


-If it involves pigs and birds, you'll be our hero. Just saying.
-Haha yeah!


-Now tell us more about your own website is simply my portfolio, where I showcase my latest creations! And that's mostly icons and iOS stuff!


-What inspires you?
-Other peoples work! may it be icons, design, photography or animation, things that looks good makes me want to create stuff!



-What makes you laugh the most?
-Probably internet memes haha! Or being with funny/creative friends really


-And one last question before I let you do Norwegian stuff again: why did you choose this story?
-Because I wanted a story with people that have weird facial expressions, plus illustrating sexual stuff isn't something I prefer illustrating.


-That's pretty uncommon for an artist.. In any case, thank you a lot Simon for your great comic!
-Ahah yeah maybe. My pleasure! Now I can go take a shower. I mean, not in a naughty way. But take it as you want!


You just get us Simon.







If you want to be the next published artist, send me an email to alice [at] including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#913 - Illustrated FML - On 04/14/2011 at 9:50am by Alice - 4 comments

How To Bag A Geek

Ladies, sometimes in life you need to lower your expectations. You're close to (or already in) your thirties; your hormones are screaming out, you're ready to procreate, and yet you're still single? You need a man.

Once you're in this particular age group, you need to stop deluding yourself. You'll have to pick someone from one of two categories:

- the damaged, who's just realized after a 7 year relationship with his high-school sweetheart that she was cheating on him all along with his best friend. Which sucks. He's lost all faith in love and will soon start collecting rifles or develop Klismaphilia.

- the geek. However, I'm not talking about guys with an iPhone, who kick ass at Plants vs Zombies (they're just naive hipsters). I'm talking about a real geek, with a scraggly mess of hair, poor home-furnishing organised around network cables and RAM strips, and who - his mother excluded - talks to two girls a month, and that's when it's time to grab some food like frozen pizza/coke/noodles at the convenience store. The single and rather cute geek is a relatively untapped resource and somewhat neglected, so GO FOR IT GALS.

I won't go over the benefits of having a geek as a boyfriend and father, nor how to get one; it's all been done before. Instead, I'll give you a surefire guide on how to bag one of these shy boys and get him to do the previously implausible: try to hit on you in a clumsy but cute way.

              illustration by @toadscroack


1. Intro: using the network to get your net (to) work

You're used to using your skills on regular guys, and you don't go in for the kill until you've found out as much as you can about your target via Facebook. Unfortunately, the geek may have a rebellious streak (he may be really into being a private and untraceable fellow), and may not have signed up for an account. Your target nevertheless surely runs a blog, or has a Twitter account. Between two notes/rants on downloading regulations, or his last discovery on 4chan, you might find some precious information on him, his tastes, or his "world", as they'd say on American Idol.

2. Talk to me nerdy

You'll score big by talking to him. Remember: what's rare is priceless. But be careful, mistakes are easy to make. The geek values intelligence, even if he doesn't have much himself. He tends to put every girl into the same category: "mammal whose main activity is manicures, shopping, food, interior design, candy-pink themes, culture, Dan Brown and Twilight." Avoid these subjects. For the subjects that matter, check out the footnote. Don't forget to be funny. Geeks have a sense of humor too.

3. Be fully aware of geek culture

As you may know, there is a geek culture. Believe it or not, these people have read a lot in their lives, which might be difficult to believe due to the time they spend on their computers. Luckily for you, this likely took place when they were teenagers and had the time to do so, and these key books are still barely out of reach. After reading the first chapter of Foundation (Asimov), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams, thin and cheap) or Dune, you'll be able to get to the fabled "someone I can talk to" status. One sort of nail polish is enough; let me remind you that the goal here is to create the conditions for inseminating intercourse, not talk all night. An afternoon in your local library will do it. If you don't have a library nearby, tell him that your favorite books when you were 12 were part of a thrilling fantasy adventure saga in which YOU are the hero.

4. Now play

Realize that geeks are just kids in adult bodies. In my opinion, a quality geek uses a PC, but let me remind you that you are looking for motherhood here. Don't be too picky, and just be content with someone who likes his games if need be, especially if he's a bit hot. It would be a good idea to get some facts about his equipment and memorise some key names. Especially some battle games that you can play together. Picture this: "So you have a X-Box? D'you think you’ll kick my ass at Soul Calibur?" Followed by a giggle and it’s in da pocket.

5. Mind your appearance

Just a small reminder: the geek is a shy and sensitive being. On the other hand, he's got used to the idea of ending up a long-term bachelor, or with a fat and hairy girl. So, you need to be feminine, but at the same time accessible. Choose between the low-cut top and the skirt, and forget about excessive makeup. Be the girl next door; fresh and smiley. No matter what, you'll never be as hot as Seung Mina.

6. Have a chainmail

The chainmail reveals two things. First, maybe once, you were been involved in a LARP (Live Action Role Playing, a kind of fancy-dress gathering of geeks), then you're ready to fight against a zombie attack. In other words, you’re ready to rumble AND you have strong practical sense, meaning you're the perfect woman, worth propagating his genetic heritage.

7. Use Sed to get him to concede

A perfect way to communicate with a geek is via IM. I'll give you my secret weapon, which is like catnip to any geek (a real one, the kind who writes code). It's sed. One day, eventually, you'll make a typing error. Instead of rectifying immediately like normal people do, just type this:

s/[word to replace]/[replacement word]/

It doesn't seem like much - any first grader can do it - but the effect is just pure magic. In practice it looks like this:

>Tenfloril: I love pizza. What's your fav meal?

>Ursula78: I could kill for peking fuck

>Ursula78: s/fuck/duck/

>Tenfloril: BUT

>Tenfloril: BUT

>Tenfloril: BUT

>Tenfloril: Marry me.

The Digital Economy State Secretary and the Population Explosion Ministry sponsored this post. If it's a girl, you can call her Hillary.


Article taken from our friend Megaconnard's (Big Bastard) wonderful website!

#891 - Special guests - On 04/09/2011 at 3:25pm by Cecile Flechon, French Journalist @kamacess - 39 comments

Chinese ice cream

Wake up for today's illustration, and make sure you put a shirt on! It's evening for today's artist, and she's all dressed up, so you don't want to look like a fool in front of her. That's right, our lovely guest Emilie lives in China, and it's from this wonderful, mysterious and censored country that she's answering our questions. Yes, I have to admit that here at FML we're overly-curious about guest artist's lives, almost like an FML Big Brother. Fortunately, Emilie was kind enough to humour us, and answered e v e r y single question. All but the weird ones, anyway.


-What's your name and surname?

-How old are you?

-Where do you live? What's so great and lame about this place?
-Shanghai, China. It is unrooting, it is crazy and you have to forget all your culture, none of what you've know in the West can be applied here. And it is magically scaring how fast things are changing. You can almost do everything you
want if you get to understand a little bit the big picture. The past and the future of this city are nothing palpable. But there are this big strenght and rythm you can feel inside of your bones. Well, I get angry so often here, but I have to tell I am in love with this country...

-What's hardest, to read kanjis or to eat with sticks?
-Definitely kanjis, because the60'ssociopoliticalmovementwecannotsaythename reformed them a lot. What I learnt has probably absolutely nothing to do with them. And sticks? Wicked easy, and they are a great entertainment when you get
bored in a dinner or even at home.

-Did Kung Fu Panda really existed?
-Probably yes. Historians acknowledged the presence of schools of Panda Gong Fu 2,282 years ago.

-What's your story?
-Born, France, drawing, painting, reading, watching movies, architecture school, listening to music, drawing, reading, graduated, having an itch for change, living in Vancouver, travelling, painting, reading, living in China, meeting amazing people, pina coladas, graphic designing, watching movies, travelling, painting, illustrating, seeking for kick-ass music bands, doing, thinking, writing, staying in China, eating, loving, endlessly...

-Your job (artist) is it enough to pay the bills?
-I diversify, a lot, so yep it is enough.

-What are your projects?
-Series with Babel Underground project, a mix of live music and live animation. Sculptures of my "hang me up" series of pin-ups. Wallpapers. Finishing learning tattoing. Inner Mongolia in the summer. Brasil at the end of the year. Keeping on doing a million things!

-Why did you choose this FML?
-I could have done the same thing than the guy. I basically live for food, art, sex and travels (in this order).

-Do you have your own FML story?
-This morning I walk to my car, and I pass the compound's guard, he gives me an unusual big weird smile and stares at me, walking all dolled-up, in high heels. I get close to my car and I see. For the 3rd time in the week, a giant bird pooped on my rear window.




Many thanks for your illustration, Emilie! Next week we're crossing the Pacific Ocean to visit the Golden Gate, and believe me, you don't want to miss it...


Emilie's website:



If you want to be the next published artist, send me an email to alice [at] including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#856 - Illustrated FML - On 04/02/2011 at 10:09am by Alice - 0 comments

Every one of us has to bring his own toothbrush

Maybe only the few people who saw (and enjoyed) Hair will be impervious to today's illustration. Yes, sharing the same air, the same food and the same bed is fun when you're young but it's not what we're concerned with right now, so please focus. What's great about today's art is that it makes you go "eew" and "omfg lololol" at the same time, and it was made by Scott Wold. And it's a great combination don't you think?


Hi Scott, it's great to have you on FML today. First present yourself to the FML audience, wait, what am I saying, to the world!
I'm Scott Wold!

How old are you?

Where do you live?
Roselle, Illinois
What's so great (and lame) about this place?
Roselle is great because it is a quiet, safe, small little suburban town that is about 45 minutes from Chicago. So you get both the peace and quiet of the suburbs, and the excitement, culture and activity of the city. What’s lame about Roselle? The winters, Chicagoland winters are brutal, but they toughen you up.

What do you do for a living?
Illustration and a little Graphic Design

Is it enough to pay the bills?
If you have little to no bills, but I am looking to change that. I just recently decided to pursue this full force. Illustration has always been my first passion, but it’s tough to get going, but when it pays off, it will be so much more rewarding, at least that is what I am hoping.

What's your story?
I lived in Roselle my whole life, went to Northern Illinois University to get an Illustration degree, then to the Art Institute to get a Graphic Design degree. I have known that I wanted to get into this business my whole life, but I am not the stereotypical art student. I watch sports, drink beer and love progressive metal bands. However if I’m not doing one of those things, I’m probably watching cartoons, go figure.

What are your projects?
Right now I am drawing political cartoons for websites, finding freelance work wherever I can, and building my portfolio in as many different ways that I can. I’d like to continue to work on editorial illustrations, maybe see if I can get a publication, or a comic. I naturally put a lot of humor into my illustrations, so I like to think that people would like to look at them at a little deeper level than just pretty pictures.


What inspires you?
Finding brilliance in creativity. It can be found everywhere. The perfect sentence in a book, the way a certain scene is lit in a movie, or a site gag in a cartoon. It’s those moments where I go “That’s genius,” or think to myself “I could never come up with that.” It then inspires me to try and come up with my own.

What makes you laugh the most?
My friends. It’s great to try to one up each other with a joke, even if that means just pushing out a bigger belch than the guy next to you did.

Why did you choose this FML?
It was truly a disgusting FML moment that implanted a disturbing visual in your mind that I couldn’t pass up illustrating. 




Let me reassure you, your illustration is as disturbing as we could've wished for. Thank you for your participation Scott!


Scott's website that you can visit if you want to take a look at some genius illustrations:


If you want to be the next published artist, send me an email to alice [at] including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#849 - Illustrated FML - On 03/25/2011 at 11:02am by Alice - 7 comments