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Happy FNew Year

Now Santa's back in Lapland, we've all opened our awesome/great/okay/mediocre/awful presents, it's time to say goodbye to our dear family and to welcome our drunk friends. They're surprisingly embarrassing but we still love them, don't we? It's basically the same when it comes to the worst FMLs we received this year. You probably thought they were destroyed inside one giant black hole? Hell no, some of our moderators kept them in a secret place (all we can say is that it's in Arlington, and it's a five-side polygon. Don't ask for any more details please) and they brought them back today, just for you. Lucky readers. 

Leave your brain outside, you don't need it to read what's following:


#1 "Today, I saw some random band had a song called “somebody to love”. I disliked the video and commented “stop copying Justin beiber!” the song was made 40 years ago. FML"

#2 "Today, I found out that my toe is big"

#3 "Today,cousins=DOOM? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????"

#4 "I have no idea what miscellaneous means? So i just picked it….Umm … Yah….. FML"

#5 "A few days ago we where aloud to bring our IPods to music at shcool one girl forgot Hers so I let we listen to Mine it said I’m a new way of gospel so she told the teacher I was listing to “inappropriate” music"

#6 "Today, I heard a Spanish song on a country radio station, what is this world coming to. Fml."

#7 "Today, I went to the dentist. His name is Doctor Omans. The Beta fish in the bowl in his office was dead. FML"

#8 "Today, I like Turtles , they’re so awkward they’re like im green what of it , so what if im slow . FML"

#9 "Today, when someone asked for the real Slim Shady to stand up, 5 other people stood up with me. FML."

#10 "Yesterday i had dream about eating a giant marshmellow and when i woke up my pillow was gone FML."

#11 "Today, I was reading a FML post to my boo an I asked ” That’s crazy right bay” the response was WHAT YOU SAY!!! FML"

#12 "Today, my chicken ran away , i named him maurice ): i then realized , he wasnt a chicken he was a hippo. then i realized he was my dad FML"

#13 "today , i got aids from watching mylie cyruses drug tape"

#14 "Today, I sold a parachute on ebay that had a big hole in it but instead in the description I wrote it was in great condition and not used yet. I got an e-mail from the person who bought it. Turns out he was paralyzed on his skydiving trip with his wife and has a 6 month recovery in the hospital. FML"

#15 "Today, i was eating my daily severed chicken head when all of the sudden its headless body pulls it a spoon and starts beating me with it. Fml"


There. Hopefully 2012 will bring us a lot of new FMLs. May they be good or not. Now it's time for the FML crew to go to the awesome party we organized, and all we have to say to you is : 



Happy FNew Year our dear FML readers



Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML



The illustration was made by Aleksandra D.Chabros, check out her website!

#1173 - Illustrated FML - On 12/30/2011 at 8:43am by Alice - 12 comments

Merry FChristmas

Ho! Ho! Ho! It's Christmas! Yes, it's finally here, it feels like it's been a year, crazy. Today, there are two surprises. The first one is illustrated, the second one is an exclusive interview with Santa. And I'm pretty sure this one is going to blow your mind. First, take a look at this crazy illustration made by 5 of the artists we welcomed this year. So, do you recognize those characters? I know you do! And if you don't, that means you missed some of the wonderful comics we published, and if you have a knowledge-gap, read the text below the interview. Come on, let's do this ! 


-Santa, thank you for being with us today (we know you are super busy) first of all, what gives you this super power that allows you to distribute all those gifts we are waiting for?
-All year round, I'm working on bringing joy to the world. It takes a lot of time, but thankfully I have access to a Nespresso machine, cans of Red Bull, and the cold air keeps me awake. The heating broke down in 1984 and no repairman will come so far north.

-A lot of families are preparing your arrival right now, can you give us a tip: what are your favorite meals after getting down the fireplace 
-Many people leave cookies and milk, but most of the time I'd rather have some rum and a nice big cigar. I feel like the guy in Miami Vice on my sleigh with rum and a cigar.

-There's been rumours saying you became too fat to use the fireplace and that you're using slave-labour elves do to it. Is that correct?
-That's all scandalous lies, I never outsource, I never exploit people, I do all my own work, I have a stretchy body, like that guy, you know, the weird one, what's his name... Mr.Fantastic, that's it.

-What do you have to say to people who noticed that "Santa" is the anagram of "Satan"? No presents for them, uh?
-Polar opposites, I'm good. He's bad, and he smells of burning jockstraps

-What was your favorite illustrated FML this year?
-There's so much, I can't tell, those including animals are the best.

-Let's talk about presents shall we (that's basically the reason why I invited you today). In your opinion, why do the FML readers deserve gifts?
-They've been through a lot this year, they've been embarrassed, fallen into holes, been dumped, had things thrown at them, been hit on the head by flying objects, had bodily fluids all over…  let's just say they need a break, so I'll be taking good care of them. They deserve it.

-Even the guys with the "FIRST" comments?
-Oh no, they deserve to be tasered in the nuts.

-And special love treatments for those who are posting nice comment, right?
-Yes, they're my favourites… I'll name no names, but they'll recognise themselves. I just hope they keep on doing so, it makes the world, and FML, a better place.

-You're so awesome Santa. Hey! What did YOU ask for this Christmas?
-I want to get my FMLs posted, I've been trying all year. They never get through!

-Er, okay. I'll see what I can do. (In return, I'd love The Michael Jackson Experience on PS3. We'll talk about it later). Thank you so much Santa! Now there's just one thing to say :


Merry Christmas our dear FML readers



The illustration was made by :
-Meghan Murphy, check out her website, she's pretty and talented!
-Fernando Sica, check out his webesite, he knows how to speak spanish and he knows how to use photoshop! 
-Saeko Doyle, check out her website, she's french but she's awesome! 
-Ryan Kramer, check out his website, he's from Toonhole, how can you beat that?
-And the lovely Ida Eva Margrethe Neverdhal, check out her website, she created an Edward Unicorn. That just say it all. 

#1169 - Illustrated FML - On 12/23/2011 at 2:09pm by Alice - 13 comments

Ugly FML

Ahoy my sweet readers, how was your week? I truly hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed the America's Next Top Model final (wtf happened to Angelea ?). We're so close to Christmas that it's getting difficult to wait to unpack our well-deserved presents. Meanwhile, here's my Christmas gift to you, a brand ne, awful (but funny) illustration, made by our artist of the day :


-Hi everybody, my name is Italo Perochena a.k.a. Italiux
-First of all, why did you choose this nickname?
-Oh well, it goes way back when i was like 6, a cousin of mine kept calling me Italius, and i just replaced the s for a x, big science there.

-How old are you?
-According to a calendar on this website, today I'm 28.61 years old

-Oh, close to the big 3-0. Where do you live?
-Don´t say that! I´m currently living on Buenos Aires - Argentina, but i am from Lima - Peru

-How's life in Peru?
-Pretty much the same as here, but a little bit cheaper. And no, i don´t have a Llama.

-Oh. I don't see the point to continue this interview anymore. What's your job?
-I'm currently working with some business in Peru via internet, designing freelance basically. Sometimes illustrating little pieces. I don´t have much time for a job with regular times, because i´m studying.


-What are you studying? The arts?
-I wish! I'm studying for an MBA with major in Corporate Communications and advertising. With some Marketing classes. To add to my advertising designer degree.

-So, drawing's just for fun?
-Well, I draw since i can think of and everyone that really knows me knows that. That's basically why i went to study design, but now I'm trying to get the big bucks by getting my MBA going on. Lately i went more serious with illustration, and i want to see how far I can go.

-What (or who) inspires you?
-Pretty much anything: playing with my dog, watching a movie, hearing jokes from my friends, spending time with my girlfriend but usually inspiration comes to me when I´m all warm in bed and I´m about to sleep. Scumbag inspiration...


-And what about webcomics? Is there any webcomics that you love?
-Hmmm not many really. I really like the work of Alberto MonttLiniers (an Argentinian artist)... and of course the illustrated FMLs!

-Last question, but not least ! Why did you choose this story?
-I was choosing the stories with my girl, and as soon as we read that story we were like: OMG this one, i intermediately pictured the whole comic in my head, and laughed so hard. Kids and drunks are extremely honest, I love that. I wonder how honest is a drunk kid... I'll have to try that someday.

-YES try that, then don't ever contact us again, so the FBI won't be on our back. Again. Thank you very much that was fun!





's DA :




If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do! 

#1165 - Illustrated FML - On 12/16/2011 at 8:54am by Alice - 1 comments

FML hero

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES, shocking revelations, AMAZING INTERVIEW THAT LEADS TO SHOCKING REVELATIONS, uh, no, I already said that. Damn, I can't introduce the interview as if it's the next blockbuster that will blow everyone's mind. There, now I'm depressed. What's the point of doing this interview anyway if I can't do it Hollywood style. Oh! Wait guys, Deanna, our lovely artist of the day, will bring the spectacular for me! You wouldn't want to miss that!


-Deanna, welcome, you're our traditional Saturday artist. How are you feeling? Relaxed? Not too stressed out by being interviewed by an ex FBI agent?
-FBI agent or not, I am pretty relaxed! But still kind of nervous! I don't even know anymore.

-Is Deanna Sulli your real name or is that your artist's name?
-It would be cool to have an artist name, but I don't. That's my name.

-Where do you live?


-Don't brag about that. The sun can shine anywhere else if he decides to do so. And one day he will. Trust me. How old are you Pink's hot dog eater?
-Sun every day gets boring after a while, though! I just turned 19 this past weekend.

-(You're going to irritate our readers) Are you a student?
-(I'm sorry!) But yes, I am a student at a university.

-Do you study art?
-Yes, I am minoring in graphic design and take art classes.

-What are the cool and lame sides about being a student?
-I enjoy learning; soaking up information, obtaining all this knowledge and being with people who enjoy it too. Oh, and it's also cool that we have access to free services, like the buses, a health center and a gym. Plus, student discounts on software! The lame side is that there's a lot of work. Tuition, textbooks, and materials are expensive.

-So are you going to be a graphic designer when you'll graduate?
-Well, graphic design is my minor. My major focuses on computer programming. I'm hoping to be a web developer/web designer.

-You're a real creator/baby genius. Tell us more about your DA portfolio, I see you're a deviant member for 3 years now, why don't you have your own personal website?
-I have a website, but I'm taking quite a while revamping it for a portfolio. I've had my own website since I was 9, but I always change the domain name. I started using dA because it's really convenient to upload new art, plus I love the community. It's encouraging and motivating to get comments and critiques. Eventually it got to the point where I was more active updating my dA than my own website.


-What are your next projects then?
-I am the staff artist for an anime convention called Anime Conji, so I've been working on promotional artwork. On top of that, I participate in the artist alleys at these conventions. I also have a webcomic, but I don't plan on starting that for quite a while. As for graphic design, I design posters and concert program covers for my high school's instrumental music program, which is tons of fun. Right now everything is volunteer work, but I'm hoping to get an internship or a job soon!

-That's all we can wish for you! Last question Deanna, (I know, don't cry), why did you choose this story?
-I've had so many good times playing Guitar Hero with friends, and this story was hilarious to me. I'm really not surprised that someone injured themself playing it! He was probably playing "Through The Fire And Flames" by Dragonforce. When my friends played that on expert, the fire alarm came off. Speaking of fire alarms, the one in my building is currently going off. And it is 2AM. So I think I'm going to be evacuated now. Bye! RAS are knocking on the doors

-It's the PERFECT way to end this interview! Thank you Deanna for taking part.





's DA :


If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do! 

#1161 - Illustrated FML - On 12/09/2011 at 12:05pm by Alice - 8 comments

Let's read this f*cking interview

F*cking goodmorning everyone, how was your f*cking week? F*cking great? That's awesome, because now it's time to enjoy this f*cking week-end, and you know what to do on every f*cking saturdays right? Enjoying a f*cking great illustration! Now that you did, let's read this f*cking interview shall we ?

-So ! Lynn, how are you f*cking doing ?
-Ha, Considering I'm 38 weeks pregnant I'm hanging in there! 

-Pregnant and doing such a naughty illustration? What are you, British ?
-I wish, at least I would have a cool accent then! I'm sure I'll regret some of the drawings when my kid is old enough to surf the web but hey why not live in the moment at the time 

-That's our leitmotiv here at FML. So, where do you live ?
-I currently live in the capitol region of New York State, but I'm originally from Washington State. Just moved to NY this past February.

-You're a lady, so I won't ask you how old you are. What's your job ?
-Ha I have nothing to hide. My current profession is being a housewife, which currently means I play video games, draw, cook and goof around. Before that I used to be a college student and worked as a coffee and tea specialist in the Seattle area. And somepoint in the next few weeks I'll be adding Mom to my job title. He is our first kid. 

-Tell us more about your husband.
-He is fricken amazing, named Ben. He's a mechanical engineer who  designs/ works on submarines. We met in college then got married this past January. He's the reason we moved to NY, for his job. We actually got the call to move 2 days before our wedding and moved 2 weeks's mainly thanks to him that I started doing a webcomic

-Tell us more about your webcomic !
-Well I have a little comic, that's pretty much a journal comic, though right now I'm in the middle of a story arc about Fun Zombies (Fombies) for the most part I color each comic in watercolor, which I'm finding out is not common. The idea when I started it would be to do little short stories in between the journal comics, which is part of the reason the comic is called 6 Color Stories. Originally I had planned to do the comic in marker, crayon, and whatever basic art mediums you'd find a kid using, but the watercolors ended up being a big hit.

-What (or who) are your inspirations ?
-What got me drawing a long time ago was a combination of high school French, Megatokyo, and Shaun of the Dead. My french teacher would make us draw pictures for every word and even make children's books. Megatokyo had some zombie arc, and I had really loved the Shaun of the dead movie, so I started drawing zombies for all my French homework including a children's story called Mon Ami Le Zombie. From that I just would draw a lot of zombie related things one of which was a series I did in college about a help desk for zombies that was a mirror of my experiences working at 24 hr housing help desk for students

-Sooo, let me guess, you like zombies ?
-Lol yes and no I used to really like them, but over the past year or so I started going away from zombies and moved to doing more of the daily life stuff. Mainly because I started doing art things for other people who didn't like zombies. And for current inspirations my top are Nerf This (Scott Ferguson in general), Girls With Slingshots, LAWLS, I Am Arg!, and way more than I can list. Been reading webcomics since I was 16 so I've got a whole folder of bookmarks.


-Would you like to make a book ? Or is webcomic enough for you ?
-Uh well I don't know. I don't see a book for 6 Color Stories anytime soon, but if people wanted it perhaps. I could see myself doing something like a sarcastic/ dark children's book. But considering I'm relatively new to all this I'd say it's a possibility, just not now. I'd actually like to re do the Mon Ami Le Zombie story but I'd probably do it in for an English speaking audience plus I know the current French it's written in is horrible. I do plan on making story/picture books for my son, which means he'll be traumatized from an early age lol.

-Why did you choose this story Lynn ? I see no zombies there !
-First reason was it was one of the least dirty/depressing stories on the list. Wow I really like those "/". Anyway. Second was I have a lot of friends in the military and a lot of them have experienced something similar. With this story, the mom's response that I came up with was actually my own sarcastic response to the story. Oh and my husband works with the military, so he really liked this story too.

-And thanks to him we'll ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE. Thanks Lynn, that was fun to do !




's website :




If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do! 



#1157 - Illustrated FML - On 11/30/2011 at 11:55am by Alice - 7 comments