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The results are in

The “pull your nuttiest face” competition ended a couple of days ago, and we have to admit that we had a great time validating all of your photos. 122 confirmed participants fighting over an iPod, personalized FML books, Spreadshirt t-shirts and M&M’s, you have to admit that this is quite unheard of! All the votes are now in, and except for a few sneaky people who tried to cheat and were eradicated with a nuclear powered grenade launcher, everything went smoothly.

   

Here are the prizes, as well as examples of the personalized edition and t-shirts.

Before giving out the results, we’d like to thank our two partners, Random House who as a matter of fact have just launched the personalized edition of the FMyLife book, as well as Spreadshirt for the tee-shirts that you can order 24/7 in our shop.

 

Ranking :

1st prize, a yellow nano-chromatic iPod with a special engraving just for you: "Today, I won a contest and all I got is this iPod. FML"

Rank: 1

Author: millliown

Average mark: 3.68/5

From the 2nd to the 10th prize: a special edition of the FML book with your photo printed inside (or a picture of your choice). Add a photo, create a dedication, and they'll do the rest. You'll have your own one-of-a-kind personalized edition! See a demo here.

Rank: 2

Author: hoo_haa911

Average mark: 3.49/5

Rank: 3

Author: elratt

Average mark: 3.33/5

Rank: 4

Author: vallyloo

Average mark: 3.24/5

Rank: 5

Author: NGM_47

Average mark: 3.18/5

Rank: 6

Author: bradley914

Average mark: 3.18/5

Rank: 7

Author: kremi

Average mark: 3.1/5

Rank: 8

Author: fizzylizzy95

Average mark: 3.07/5

Rank: 9

Author: candiceemoe

Average mark: 3.06/5

Rank: 10

Author: hellostuart

Average mark: 3.06/5

From the 11th to the 20th prize: an FML t-shirt saying "Today, I didn’t win the iPod in the FML competition, just this t-shirt. FML" or another text of your choice.

Rank: 11

Author: mattethew

Average mark: 2.99/5

Rank: 12

Author: dancinrenee19

Average mark: 2.97/5

Rank: 13

Author: DrummerQuinn

Average mark: 2.91/5

Rank: 14

Author: merkywater37

Average mark: 2.9/5

Rank: 15

Author: twistedfall

Average mark: 2.9/5

Rank: 16

Author: badphishbubbles

Average mark: 2.86/5

Rank: 17

Author: hellostuart

Average mark: 2.86/5

Rank: 18

Author: c00k

Average mark: 2.81/5

Rank: 19

Author: bradley914

Average mark: 2.81/5

Rank: 20

Author: bradley1023

Average mark: 2.79/5

From the 21st to the 30th prize: a packet of M&M's containing only yellow M&M's, with FML written on them (which is pretty classy).

Rank: 21

Author: paekjons

Average mark: 2.74/5

Rank: 22

Author: bittersweetmeh

Average mark: 2.72/5

Rank: 23

Author: alyssabeth

Average mark: 2.7/5

Rank: 24

Author: FMyLife_King

Average mark: 2.7/5

Rank: 25

Author: curlyygirll309

Average mark: 2.66/5

Rank: 26

Author: Michbella1

Average mark: 2.66/5

Rank: 27

Author: mag400

Average mark: 2.64/5

Rank: 28

Author: SkaterBoY7

Average mark: 2.64/5

Rank: 29

Author: CrazyXChickaa77

Average mark: 2.64/5

Rank: 30

Author: tazmanner2

Average mark: 2.6/5

 

 


What happens now?
The people who won the iPod and the M&M’s will be receiving a package in the following weeks. For the t-shirts, we will send you directly via email a voucher allowing you to create the t-shirt of your choice in our shop, and receive it free of charge. As for the personalized book, you will soon get an email explaining you how to insert the photo of your choice.

#159 - Competitions - On 07/27/2009 at 9:54pm by FML team - 30 comments

Sweet and Sour FML

So, you thought we’d left you? You are truly cute, we'd never leave you, especially on our saturday-kind-of-sunday illustration. Today, we're not writing the article from the beach, too posh. This time, we're modestly writing the artist's biography from our sunny terrace, a mojito in one hand (because piña coladas were so last week), the other on a random chick's waist. Right, we're writing with our noses. As you might have noticed, FML has the privilege of receiving talented artists that we love to present to you. Today is no exception. Everybody, please welcome our new artist, which a holiday didn't prevent from making us a great illustration, Henry R. Frew!

It's from Billings, Montana, USA, that Henry, our 27-year-old artist, responded to our curious questions. Henry's an animator and game designer for Fleetwood Gaming Inc. They make video poker and keno machines and games for casinos. Basically, what Henry does is create the little characters that run around the screen during the games that help the player understand what’s occurring, entertain them, celebrate with them when they win big and things like that. Then, when darkness comes, our everyday guy from Montana puts on his tights, his fluorescent underwear and becomes the superhero that he always dreamed of being, the superhero that needs to save blank pieces of paper by filling them with awesome drawings. That's right, he's a freelance comics and animation projects creator, and you may think that it's the same as his day job, but don't get it wrong, these projects are totally different, so he gets to learn a lot.

As a matter of fact, Henry doesn't complain about his life, as he loves what he does. He enjoys creating new characters and bringing them to life in animation. The casino games don't tell much of a story, so you have to just throw a lot of personality into the character and figure out the actions and animations that represent that personality as quickly as possible. Next time you bet twice your annual salary on such a game, you'll have Henry in mind while you'll see animated characters dancing around your screen. ?But Henry's ambition doesn't stop there. He would like to be animating for TV or films, as he loves telling stories and using animation to tell them.

You liked Henry's illustration? You'll love Henry's blog. This recently married artist has been displaying his amazing work on deviantart for 5 years now, an easy way to show your work online and get feedback. And as Henry says, "it's great to be able to communicate and get inspired by other artists so quickly. I've got a group of friends online from it." And if that wasn't enough, he's also a proud member of the Sketch Tavern, a tavern full of beers and great artists, and what else would you need? Other than games, he also got a comic book, which is about halfway finished, and he's working on a short film based on the same character.

Last question because yes every good articles have an end, why did Henry choose this FML?
"They're were a lot of great ones.  As I reading though them, but this one was so absurd I could totally see happening and I thought it worked great visually. I immedately thought of pulling back and revealing STARBUCKS! And hoped it would be as funny in comic form as it was written!"

It is. Thank you Henry !

Here is Henry's blog, don't forget to check it out: http://hen-hen.deviantart.com/
Sketch Tavern is this way: http://www.sketchtavern.com/

 

Did you dream that you were next Saturday's artist again? Don't wait any further and send an email, including your name, your age and the link to your blog/website to alice@fmylife.com. And here's a tip: do it now!

#156 - Illustrated FML - On 07/25/2009 at 3:39pm by FML Team - 4 comments

FML and his tanned friend

Hello everybody! You know what we love here at FML? Two things: the beach and a wifi access, because it allows us to write our traditional Saturday article in our swimsuits, lying down on the hot sand, a piña colada in our hand, hidden behind our sunglasses checking out the hot girls and guys playing in the waves. It's from this idyllic environment that we're going to introduce you to our sweaty and tanned artist for today. After we finish our cocktails. Okay here we go: ladies, gentleman, topless chicks, here is today's artist: Brian Brown aka Box Brown!

Box Brown is 29, he's thus got one year left before he officially becomes an adult. He spent most of his life in Jersey City, NJ, visiting Manhattan as often as possible. Then he met a girl in Brooklyn and turned all starry-eyed, finally following her to Philadelphia, PA.

Box Brown is a cartoonist and illustrator. That's what he tells people when they ask, but in fact, he makes most of his money from his day job, which some of you will secretly be jealous of: he works at an adult video distributor. And for those who are wondering, yes, it has a lot of perks. Our artist would love to spend 15 hours a day making comics, but he has to input information about porn movies into a database for 8 straight (or gay, or tranny) hours every day. But with this really hard job, you have to be able to space out and becoming a man machine whose sole purpose is to input porn nympho. Erm, info.

 

Besides his amazing job, Box Brown owns a website modestly called Box Brown, which he created to promote his comics.  Not that he likes comics, he loves them, and he loves making comics and talking about comics and sometimes whining about comics. He felt he needed an online home to go on and ramble about stuff like that. He is currently shopping around his second graphic novel to publishers. His first, which technically isn't a graphic novel, is called "Love is a Peculiar Type of Thing." (Available on his website and at fine comic shops everywhere). He also updates his web comic 3 days a week.

Now here our last question before we go fishing bikinis in the ocean, why did our artist choose this story?
"It reminded me the most of my own life. Plus, there was a lot of FMLs that were so whiny! This one just seemed sincere and funny.  Poor Elvis the cat!"

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At least, Elvis the angry cat ended up in a FML illustration thanks to you Box Brown!

 

Don't forget to visit Box Brown's most intimate part, his website:http://boxbrown.com/

 

And now here's a little instruction manual on how to be our next published artist: send an email to alice@fmylife.com which starts with a hello and ends with a goodbye, including your name, age, and a link to your website/blog. If you don't have one, attach some of your drawings. It's not that complicated is it? Don't waste any more time and send an email now!

#151 - Illustrated FML - On 07/18/2009 at 5:57pm by FML Team - 12 comments

Crooked Gremlins enjoy FML too

Today, we’re doubling up the fun. Usually, Saturday's illustration gives you a unique and talented artist. But on this new, shiny, sweaty day, we want to give you just a little bit more. That's why we’ve got not one, not one and a half, but two artists for the price of one. See, we think two is a pretty good number; it seems that everything that comes in pairs is made of win. Think about it: your body has two arms, two legs, two eyes… A couple (beside the Clintons) goes in twos, the Twin Peaks in Frisco are a set of two, U2 rhymes with two. Two seems just perfect as a well-balanced out set of scales. So, we without any further ado, here are today’s artists, please welcome Carter Fort and Paul Lucci the creators of The Crooked Gremlins!

 

Carter is the younger one. This 26 years old artist lives in Lexington, KY, whereas Paul,  a year older than his friend, lives in Pittsburgh, PA. The two of them were roommates in high school for grades 11 and 12, where they realized they had the same sense of humor and passion for comics, and so they became friends.

CarterPaulWhen Carter  grew up, he attended a middling state school and got a degree in Mass Communications, specializing in Digital Media. That's where he got his first taste of having an audience when he landed a gig writing a bi-weekly opinion column in the school paper. Reading the hate-mail opened his eyes to some of the worst tendencies that human nature has to offer. Some of the critics couldn't even spell "godless" correctly. Amateurs. After school, he started working in advertising, creating some commercials and print ads, but he really didn't like the structures that were in place to express himself. Carter quit and as he progressed into the Java-Wordpress world, he was able to combine his technophilia with his design skills so he started building a blog called The Crooked Gremlins..
As for Paul, he went to some Community College and took art classes. He didn't finish, but now works at a University in hopes of getting some more schooling in. Yep, that's it.

 

College is now over, so it's time for them to make a living. Carter became a web developer and designer. He’s been running his own business, Out to Lunch Productions since March of 2008, and he hasn't regretted a single day of it. During the 2009 inauguration, he was part of a team that was in DC doing a live 6-hour webcast from one of the Galas, named RealPolitech. He built the website and directed the webcast. Being a part of that team is what currently takes up the most of his time. They come up with web ideas for non-profit organizations and political candidates, and then they find ways to go about making those ideas happen. "It's really exciting!" confesses a smiling Carter.
For Paul, college isn't exactly over. He currently works as an administrator at a University in Pittsburgh, even though he doesn't think he will be working there much longer.

 

Let's get back to why they're here: The Crooked Gremlins. When the site started, there was no comic. It was a political blog written by the Gremlins, the characters that were there before the comic was. But issues started to turn up. People like reading blogs because they feel connected with the author, and it probably won’t surprise you if we tell you that Gremlins aren’t real. We swear they don't exist. Right, you trust Wikipedia but not the FML Team, which is really mean. Anyway, as TCG was bugged by conceptual problems, Carter called Paul to talk to him about the possibility of creating a comic based on these characters. That was in May of 2008, and after a while, the comic was the only thing on the site that everybody actually enjoyed reading. They got rid of everything else and redesigned the site to put the comic front and center. Now everyone is happy, and they are able, and proud, to talk about this successful project :

Carter :" The thing I enjoy most about making The Crooked Gremlins is knowing that people read it. Not a lot of people, admittedly, but I love knowing that this thing that I do can make someone smile or whatever, or it gives them something to look forward to. I like being entertaining. I really enjoy writing the posts, too. While the comic is very much a collaboration, the posts are a place where I can do my level best to place 400 words in a cunning order without external input. "
Paul:" I love putting the comic together. I wish I could draw a new comic everyday. Unfortunately, life does not let that happen. "

 

Now here is the last question for this lovely partnership: why did they decide to select this story?
Carter: " Out of the dozens we looked at, this one had the most potential to be flipped around. Most of the entries sort of lent themselves to easy jokes that weren't all that funny, so we kept looking for an idea that we could really twist up."
Paul: " Carter and I went through a lot of them. We were just drawn to this one. I guess we just like to do pee-pee jokes. "

 

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Remember when safe sex meant not getting caught? Well, times have changed, so don't forget to play it safe. In any case, thank you Carter and Paul for your illustration! Long live the Gremlins !

 

Carter's links are here:
http://www.crookedgremlins.com/

http://www.outtolunchproductions.com/
http://www.realpolitech.com/

Paul's link is here:
http://www.crookedgremlins.com/

 

Hey you! Yes you! You want to be published on FML, have an article written about you, or just draw a pee-pee comic situation? Don't wait any longer and send us an email including your name, your age, a link to your blog/website and a joke at: alice@fmylife.com ! And do it before we go off drinking Piña Coladas on Miami Beach !

#145 - Illustrated FML - On 07/09/2009 at 1:02pm by FML Team - 5 comments

FML loves his Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

There is something we do every morning. Of course there are a lot of things to do but this is a particular one. First, we turn on our computers and go directly to the FMyLife administration system to check your latest FML stories. But before we turn off our computers to be human beings again, there's the traditional "Internet-tour" that everybody does once a day. You know, first you search for "recipes" on Google and end up three hours later reading Jerry Seinfeld’s biography. Here, we have our special tour, called "the artist tour". Cyanide and Happiness, Theater Hopper… all great web comics we can't wait to check out each time we wake up. Those daily masterpieces are a part of our lives and we were deeply proud to have them on FML. Today is no exception, we're happy and proud to present to you one of one of our favorite web comic artists: Zach Weiner!

 

In 2003, Zach graduated from Pitzer College, Claremont California, with a degree in Literature. He then moved to Los Angeles to work in entertainment, where he had about almost every job you can imagine in the film industry. There, he met his manager Mark Saffian from Content House. Despite the great city that LA is, and despite the fact that The Price is Right is recorded over there, Zach, who is now 27, decided to leave the City of Angels to work in peace and quiet somewhere else with his fiancee Kelly. He's still learning physics and mathematics, but now his only job is drawing comics. And guess what? He loves it.

 

And you know what? We love it too. Thanks to Zach, the web comic universe moved from "aimless private jokes approximately drawn by approximate teenage-artists" to "powerful jokes covered with acerbic humor served by delicious illustrations" when he created Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal in 2002, the online version of a comic he started in the late 90s. This strange title originated from James Ashby (one of his closest friends, who now works with him on Snowflakes), when they were in an art class in high school. James wanted to make his paintings black and white, but the teacher insisted that he used some colors. Tension mounted over time, finally culminating with James coming in one morning, spray painting an orange-Pegasus on the canvas, naming it "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal" and pronouncing it finished. The incident was funny enough to borrow his title for a comic.

 

So the online version of SMBC was born to please us all. Updated daily, SMBC became for a lot of people a reflex like eating, breathing and drinking beer. Seriously, how can you not be a fan of Zach's web comic? Simple drawings but deep meanings, and we insist on the plural here. As you will see in the illustration that Zach created for FML, this young artist quickly understood that humor isn't as flat as a floor, it's a waterfall which bounces again and again. It bounces so powerfully for Zach that it ended in another website, Captain Excelsior, a web comic about a super-hero and his family. There’s his son Kid Liberty, his ex-wife Mrs. Mind and Tesla Curl, his hot daughter who thinks it's hot to kill people. Oh right, we forgot about Ron, Captain Excelsior and Mrs. Mind's middle child, but he has no superpowers. So nobody cares about him.

Hang on, that’s not all, here it bounces again! Zach and his friend James created a brand new web comic called Snowflakes. It's more kid-friendly than Captain Excelsior, but we know you'll enjoy the humor. And good news is that it's updated three times a week! Here's the plot: "On a mountain top somewhere in the Andes mountains, a small group of very, very, very old nuns maintain a cozy orphanage. The kids have lost their families, and it may never stop snowing, but there's always a fire in the fireplace and a never-ending supply of snowballs just outside the front door." Sounds a little bit like The Little Match Girl doesn't it? Actually it's a lot funnier than Andersen's story. "But that's okay, just because you don't have a family, it doesn't mean you can't have a plan", and it doesn't mean you can't make snowmen. 

 

It's almost time to say goodbye, but before we do so, here's our last question: why did Zach choose this FML?

"I like jokes in which the punchline is a worse version of the setup. Also, I'm a cruel heartless jerk."

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We agree. About the punch line at least. Thank you Zach for your great illustration!

 

The authentic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is this way: http://www.smbc-comics.com/
The mythical Captain Excelsior is this way: http://www.captainexcelsior.com/
The cute Snowflakes is this way: http://www.snowflakescomic.com/

Kelly's blog is this way: http://fuschmu.wordpress.com/

 

You are the proud owner of a web comic, or just a budding artist on the net, who wants to see his comic published on FML AND an article about you, written by the delicious hands of the FML crew? Don't hesitate any further and send us an email including: name, age, location, address of your website/blog and a picture of your favourite food, to alice@fmylife.com ! And do it before we melt from the summer heat.

#140 - Illustrated FML - On 07/02/2009 at 8:34am by FML Team - 14 comments


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