FML meets your parents 18 By FML Team / Thursday 25 June 2009 10:43 So, you’ve found the perfect match. She's the most beautiful girl on earth. He's the sweetest guy you've ever met. She loves baseball...
Pull your nuttiest face! New rules! 48 By FML Team / Sunday 21 June 2009 19:17 Let your ugly mug do the talking and you'll be able to take part in FMyLife's first photo competition, and win some really fun prizes.Due...
FML in the box 9 By FML Team / Friday 19 June 2009 18:29 You’re out of breath, you can't move your hands anymore. It seems like you wanted it SO hard that ended up hurting yourself. Next...
Pull your nuttiest face! 71 By FML team / Wednesday 17 June 2009 14:47 This text is outdated. If you want to see the new rules and the new blog post, please go to : http://www.fmylife.com/blog/131 Make...
FMyLife's cool new features 56 By FML team / Tuesday 16 June 2009 22:12 Our team is glad to introduce a bunch of cool features. Check out what's new and enjoy! As of now, you’ll know more about the author...
Wanna date FML? 12 By FML Team / Friday 12 June 2009 11:57 Aspirin slowly dissolving, messed-up apartment, your weak voice begging for the world’s volume to be turned down, yes, its hangover...
The book is now available 125 By FML team / Tuesday 9 June 2009 14:35 You can purchase it in any good bookstore! It’s yellow, it bends, and you can take it anywhere to make people laugh. For about 10$...
Screenplay by FML 23 By FML Team / Friday 5 June 2009 21:37 -FML- screenplay by FML Team FADE IN 1. INT. MORDERN OFFICE BLOCK - PRAGUE -- NIGHTSleek surface, lit only by the skyline beyond....
FML loves parties 13 By FML Team / Friday 29 May 2009 14:18 We love Saturdays! Not only because it's illustration time, but because it's also party time! What's more pleasant than a well organized...
Not only a book, but illustrations too! 46 By FML Team / Friday 22 May 2009 20:57 Good day to all you lovely people! We hope you had a great week, and if not, we hope you sent us your FML! We are all very excited...
FMyLife, the book! 117 By FML team / Sunday 17 May 2009 10:44 You’re probably scratching your head and wondering why you should get this book? Good question. You should definitely get it because: It...
The FML ultimatum 12 By FML Team / Saturday 16 May 2009 11:20 Hey there everyone! Yay, it's Saturday! You can finally get some rest for at least 48h … Relax, no need to get all in a hurry about...
Cheer up FML kid 73 By FML Team / Saturday 9 May 2009 12:36 Hello everybody! We hope the past six days were as good and as delicious as a chocolate ice-cream. Hey there... are those tears? Are...
FML in space with coyote 14 By FML Team / Friday 1 May 2009 11:22 Saturday, what does that remind you of? Week-ends, time off, illustrations, parties, drinks, cops... Cops? Oh, you've been naughty...
Thank you all, you beautiful people 113 By FML team / Thursday 30 April 2009 10:47 Having 300 000 FML members is worth celebrating! The FML team has thus put together this little video clip (home made, as is everything...
Cyanide, FML & Happiness 39 By FML Team / Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:50 How was your week? Good? Great? Disastrous? Well at least it's Saturday, and you know what goes on every Saturday, right? It's illustration...
Let there be illustrations 52 By FML team / Saturday 18 April 2009 18:17 Today, I spent the all day reading FML. FMLSometimes your life just sucks. And sometimes it's not quite sucking enough, so you're checking...
A new deal? No, Two. 122 By FML Team / Thursday 19 March 2009 22:57 There's now several hundred thousands of you lovely people enjoying the FMLs from our website, whether viewed on your phone, on your...
FMyLife has no price 137 By FML Team / Sunday 22 February 2009 15:51 Today, we chose to share FMLs for free. You'll soon understand why: it's now been over a month that the website has been launched in...
FMyMobile 32 By FML Team / Sunday 8 February 2009 15:09 You can now read FML stories on your mobile phone or on your iPhone ! http://mobile.fmylife.com http://iphone.fmylife.com And...
Want even more? 184 By The FML team / Sunday 1 February 2009 20:54 Moderate the FMLs with us! More and more FML stories are submitted everyday. The good news is that there's even more unique stories...
What is this website? 35 By The FML Team / Tuesday 13 January 2009 22:39 The first website started out as viedemerde.fr, originally on an IRC channel which allowed a few friends in France to exchange FML...
FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Today, I received a copy of the police report I filed last week due to someone steeling 80-70 Xanax from me. Somehow the office thought I said 7-8. Now... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today is the third time I've been called racist for keeping to store policy. By the same woman. We're the same race. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 I agree, your life sucks 27 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Canada Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line after a little kid grabbed her butt. FML
United Kingdom Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex,...
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner....
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed... I agree, your life sucks 2129 I agree, your life sucks 2129 You deserved it 368 You deserved it 368 24
Today, my husband decided to literally spice things up. He put a "small amount" of hot-sauce in our lubricant without telling me. He thought 1,000,000... I agree, your life sucks 3982 I agree, your life sucks 3982 You deserved it 274 You deserved it 274 39
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