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Celeste's illustrated FML

 

Hello everybody. Do you know that it's been four years since we started doing the traditional illustrated FML on Saturdays? I can see that you, dear readers, have changed. Okay, maybe I've changed a little bit as well. But that's life, let's not get hooked on the temporary aspect of it. Am I getting too lyrical? Yes? My bad. The point is, change is the key to many things, including art, and our artist of the day has made it her specialty. Maybe you've seen her art around the world wide web lately; she draws grown-up versions of our beloved cartoon characters. And if you're not into cartoons, she'll delight you with her amazing sense when it comes to playing around with colors. Dear readers, I present to you...

 


-Hello everybody, I'm Celeste Pille! My dad called me "Celestial" as a child, but nobody sat me down and explained the concept of nicknames, so for the longest time I assumed my full name was Celestial and Celeste was the shortened version.

-How old are you?
-I'm 25 years old.

-Where do you live?
-Omaha Nebraska.

-What's your job?
-I'm working in the Social Media Management.

 

 

-What's your journey?
-My journey is largely yet to be determined and I'm learning to be comfortable with the uncertainty.

-What are your inspirations?
-My inspirations are the cartoon shows I grew up with. Fashion sketches. Faces. 

-Do you read webcomics?
-I love Hark! a Vagrant

-Tell us more about your Tumblr.
-I started my art tumblr as a way to keep up the hobby of drawing. I only got a minor in art in school, so it was never my main focus, but I wanted to keep up the skill somewhat and educate myself in the ways of digital art. I like to give myself assignments and one of them was to take the Magic School Bus kids and draw them as though they grew up right along with me. That series really caught on and I've since moved on to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and a swath of others. There's also a healthy dose of miscellaneous thrown in.

 



 

-How do you work?
-I like to sketch everything first with pencil on paper. For whatever reason, I'm pretty rotten at sketching from scratch on a computer. Something just doesn't compute for me. If I want to color a sketch I'll scan it in and color and shade it in Corel Painter Essentials 4. It's the basic program that came with my tablet, but it's what I taught myself on and works well for me.

-Why did you choose this FML story?
-I chose this one because I've always felt this website is a collection of anecdotes of the universe laughing at you, and since this girl ended up at a comedy club, I could literally draw her having a miserable time with the universe telling jokes at her expense. I also saw a good opportunity to draw a lot of faces, that's always fun!

 

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Celeste's website: http://celestedoodles.tumblr.com/

 

 

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DeviantArt. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#1397 - Illustrated FML - On 07/31/2013 at 2:09pm by Alice - 13 comments

Chiel's illustrated FML

Good morning everyone! Have you heard the news? June's not over yet. Well, not on FML anyway. When we decided to go full Dutch during this special month, we went full out and welcomed a total of 4 artists from The Netherlands. Chiel, our artist of the day, is also from this great country, and you'll see how fascinating and intriguing his art is. Chiel is certainly one hell of a kind.

 

 

-What are your name, surname and nickname? 
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My name is Chiel te Bokkel, I sign my work with my own name. I have never found or have been given a suitable nickname, therefore my own name is the one that suits me the most.

-How old are you?
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I'm 27.

-Where do you live?
-I live in The Netherlands, Zwolle. 

-What's your job?
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I am an illustrator and graphic designer. I have several clients for my graphic designs. The biggest client helps young (illegal) immigrants return to their own country, and help them build a new life. As an illustrator I draw and write comics, illustrate poetry and like live-drawing. With my illustration collective de AvierKoerier we go around the country portraying everybody's head.

-What's your journey?
-I missed drawing and telling stories when I studied Graphic Design. I made advertising for Mc Donald's and other minor interesting projects. That's why I went to the Art academy in Zwolle (ArtEZ). There I learned new ways of telling stories and really found my own way of making comics after a couple of years. I try to find a balance between word/story and the image. I think in a lot of comics the word/story becomes more important than the image.

-What are your inspirations?
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Inspiration can come from a lot of stuff, but the most inspiration I get is from short stories. They are often well written, a bit weirder than novels and a lot of fun to read. 

-Do you read webcomics ? If so, which ones ?
-I used to read a lot of webcomics, but the most were not interesting enough to follow. But there are still a few favourites. First up: Perry Bible Fellowshop (too bad it stopped publishing), TRIP, made by Jasper Rietman is one I always enjoy. A few comics I enjoy following on facebook: Jeroom, Cyanide & Happiness and Jeroom. A few favorite comicbooks: Bardín, the Surrealist, by Max. David Heatly, My brain is hanging upside down. De Liefhebbers, by Brecht Evens and Cimes, by Vincent Fortemps.

-Tell us more about your website?
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My website shows my portfolio. When I make a website I always try out new stuff. This is my 5th design for a website and am finally happy with the result. It shows everything I am doing, but still looks clear.

-How do you work?
-I don't have a routine I go through when I start. Most of the times I don't even know what I am drawing until I am halfway done with the drawing. This gives me freedom, but it also happens that after I am almost done I have start all over. I use a lot of materials. For the FML comic I just used a pencil and Photoshop.

-Why did you choose this FML story ?
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It is a funny story. All the people in the gym looking at you. I saw it as a challenge to draw a crowded gym, with a lot of different people, like fat people trying to lose weight, strong people trying to get stronger and... you. The full gym I have drawn you can find on my own website. 

 

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Chiel's website: http://chieltebokkel.nl/go/

 

 

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DeviantArt. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#1396 - Illustrated FML - On 07/26/2013 at 1:25am by Alice - 7 comments

Samisey's illustrated FML

Guys! The week is almost over. TGIS right? Well, don't worry, you don't have to wait anymore, you can fully enjoy two days of slacking off. And, of course, you can discover a brand new illustration that an artist has made especially for you. Today we're travelling to Scotland to meet a lovely artist that impressed me by her ability to colour her sketches. There's something about these colours that took my breath away, and once I got it back, I was able to do this interview properly:

 

 

-Hello! First of all dear artist, what's your name? 
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Hello! My name is Samantha Ross, though I'm more commonly known as Sami. Online you can find me under the name Samisey.

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Why did you choose this nickname?
-Silly story with that one... Way back when my friends and I decided to pair our names up with Pokemon names, I got paired with "Chansey" since I like pink (so Sami + Chansey = Samisey), and it just kinda stuck really!


-How old are you?
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I'm 23 years old, but oh boy I don't feel it!


-Where do you live?
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I live in Scotland, originally from a really, really dinky wee town in north called Thurso, but I'm a city girl now (country bumpkin at heart though).


-What's your job?
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I'm not currently employed unfortunately, I'm going to blame that on my very, very recent graduate status. I do however do freelance work, mostly on personal commissions for folks which I always find enjoyable! I can only hope a job in the animation field swings past my way soon!
 

 

 

-What's your journey?
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Oh gosh, who knows! I've always loved to draw and create stories and characters so I knew this was always "my true calling". I've done college, done uni and gotten an honours degree... So what's next? I don't really like to set future plans into stone but the current plan of action is get my webcomic started up very soon and a job would be pretty swell. I'm a pretty simple girl! All I want in life is to be able to do what I love with the people I love, and to live quite comfortably.


-What are your inspirations?
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When I was growing up I watched a lot of '90s anime which has always stuck with me, big eyes, goofy hair and bright colours are always good with me! '90s cartoons are also a huge inspiration - things like Hey Arnold!, The Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab and so on are shows I still love even today, they have such great distinguishable styles and characters that I'm currently trying to push more into my own work. To name one artist that I take heavy inspiration from would be Rose Besch (or more known as Bara-Chan), I first discovered her work in 2004 and almost 10 years later I'm still as in love and as inspired with her work as ever.
 

-Do you read webcomics ? If so, which ones ?
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I'm only just starting to get back into the webcomic scene, right now I'm currently enjoying Awkward Zombie, Oh Joy Sex Toy, and The Summer of Blake Sinclair. 


-Tell us more about your blog.
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I... I don't have a website quite yet!! (It's in the planning stages though, promise!) So, for now, I only have a blog.

 


-How do you work?
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Most of the time I like to plan my artwork/comics out, there's a rough stage, not-so-rough stage, sketch stage... and final stage of my artwork! If I can help it I like to do the sketches out on paper and then scan them into the computer if it's a digital piece. I'm very fond of Manga Studio these days, so most of my work is done in this program and any little tweaks are done in Photoshop. With traditional works I'll do a rough sketch on some cheap paper, use my lightbox to transfer it onto some bristol board and then go to town with my fineliners and copic/prismacolor markers.


-Why did you choose this FML story?
-It was one of the funniest FMLs I've read! It was also one that I kind of instantly had some kind of idea for, so it seemed only right to go for it!

 

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Samisey's website: http://sami-sey.blogspot.com/

 

 

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DeviantArt. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#1395 - Illustrated FML - On 07/19/2013 at 2:04am by Alice - 8 comments

The FML proposal

Good morning everyone! How's your sunburn? I sincerely hope you're having fantastic holidays, and if you're not, well, you still have today's illustrated FML to make you feel better. The artist of the day is one of those people who works so fast, you don't have time to imagine what she could draw because she's already finished the comic. And you don't have to ask her to change a thing. And it makes you laugh. Really hard. So hard that everyone is looking at you on the subway, and makes you look like the crazy lady that haunts the trains. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome ...

 

 

-Hello everyone, I'm Hanne Dewachter, and though I've used a couple nicknames on the internet, I try not to get any of them too directly attached to my comics, so Hanne it is. I sometimes use HanDew or simply Han to sign my drawings with.

-How old are you?
-I'm 23 years old.

-Where do you live?
-Antwerp, Belgium. For those of you that have no idea where on the map Belgium lies, it's kind of France's toupée and The Netherlands' bottom. We have shitty weather, three official languages and generally think nobody across the water has ever heard of us.

-What's your job?
-I'm quite jobless at the moment. I'm an animator by education and the thing with jobs in that line of work is that they tend to last until the production is done (which often is after a couple of months, unless you do a series) and then you're jobless again. I'm looking for work right now and in-between I fill my time with drawing for my comic and doing commission-y things.

-What's your journey?
-Man, I don't know. I studied animation, got a Bachelor's degree, tried to go for a Master's but quit because I wasn't inspired and wanted to start actually working. About a year and a half ago I started my webcomic Dork Toes and it's going surprisingly well. At the moment I just want to draw and animate and make comics and hopefully move out of the house sometime soon. Also learn taxidermy.

 

 

-What are your inspirations?
-When I was I kid I fawned over Rubens and Da Vinci. I still fawn over them, really, but at the moment my inspirations are a little more reachable and often in the form of other webcomic artists. As a kid I read a lot of Franco-Belgian comics, and Franquin and Willy Vandersteen were extremely big influences. And don't forget Disney, of course. My webcomic is obviously inspired by real life. Putting daily stuff into comics is just a reflex to me. If I do write stories psychological disorders and moral duality are uh, often recurring themes for some reason, although I like adventure-y fantasy things a lot too.

-Do you read webcomics? If so, which ones?
-Sure do. Girls With Slingshots, Questionable Content, Gunnerkrigg Court, Subnormality, The Bouletcorp, Nimona and Hark! A Vagrant to name a few. Reading webcomics is pretty much part of my daily routine. I especially look up to Boulet from Bouletcorp (he's a professional French comic artist and he makes the kind of comics I'd like to make someday). Erika Moen from DAR and Oh Joy Sex Toy was one of my biggest inspirations to start my own comic though.

-Tell us more about your website.
-I had been drawing journal comics on a pretty steady basis for about three years prior to starting Dork Toes, but I wasn't very sure of myself so I didn't start a website right away. Eventually I took the leap, found a dude to slap together a website for me (thanks Rob) and just went with it. I'm thinking of selling some original comic pages but I don't really know how yet. 

 

 

-How do you work?
-That greatly depends on what I'm making. With my comics I often sketch and ink on paper, scan them and add greytones digitally, but depending on for instance the time I have I sometimes do it all in Photoshop or use watercolour or something else. As a rule I do need to make a sketch on paper first. 

-Why did you choose this FML story?
-Well, there were other, funnier stories, but those worked so well on their own I kind of felt I would ruin it if I just translated them into a comic. With this one I could invent a bit of a background and an extra dimension. It's funnier if you think this was actually an attempt to be more of an adult.

 

 

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Hanne's website: http://dorktoescomic.com/

 

 

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DeviantArt. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#1394 - Illustrated FML - On 07/11/2013 at 3:40pm by Alice - 9 comments

The FML picture

Gooooooooood morning folks! Let's celebrate the fact that some of us are on vacation for the summer by NOT changing our weekly routine. That's right, all summer long we'll provide you with brand new illustrations made specifically for you. By the way, do you know how this illustrated section works? First, the artist has to find a story (the how and why he chooses one in particular is revealed at the end of each article), then, he or she creates a sketch, so we can be sure it works, and that it's daaamn funny enough to be provided to you, and then BAM, on Saturday, the first thing I do in the morning is to publish it. Let's not forget Alan, our god, our supervisor who makes sure the article isn't ful off mystak if u no wat i mean. And then, we get to this kind of cool interview:

-What is your name, surname and nickname? 
-My name is Calum Sutherland, but I’ve been known as “Sudz” for as long as I can remember. One of those goofy family nicknames, like how all Hamiltons are, “Hammy,” and all Smiths are, “Smithy.” It could’ve been a LOT worse.

-How old are you?
-21 years old, and recently graduated, so I guess this is when real life starts.

-Where do you live?
-I’m currently residing in a small town in the north-east of Scotland with my family, and hoping to escape as soon as possible!

-What's your job?
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At the moment, I work with a whiskey distributor, and before that I worked in a shortbread factory. I’ve contributed more to Scottish culture than William Wallace and the Proclaimers combined, but now I’m looking to start a small business, as a freelance artist. Failing that, I’ll start a haggis farm or feed the Loch Ness monster they have at the aquarium.

-What's your journey?
-I’ve never really had any set path, I just bumble from one event to the other, hoping that people don’t hate what I’m doing too much. Maybe now that I’ve thought about running a business I’ll gain some perspective!

-What are your inspirations?
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I’m heavily inspired by things like the classic superhero comics, '80s era animation such as Johnny Quest and TMNT, and the more cartoony styling of Spongebob and the Looney Tunes. Trying to combine what I feel are the best qualities of each to create dynamic fun artwork has been a hell of a challenge. 

-Which webcomics do you read? 
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Oh lord, I could give you a list as long as my arm, but I’ll whittle it done to my favourites. Boxer Hockey, Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, Awkward Zombie, and Johnny Wander hold a special place in my heart as classics, but more recently Helvetica, I am ARG! And Whomp! have been distracting me from my work lately! 

-Tell us more about your website.
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At this moment in time I’m actually building a website to promote myself, and therefore have nothing to say! Er… Next question!

-Ok ok! How do you work?
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SLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWLY. But I’d like to think the time I put in shows.

-Why did you choose this FML story?
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As soon as I read it I had an idea in my head that I thought was pretty funny, so I went with it! It was great fun to do and I loved every second of it!

 

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Calum's website: http://calumsutherland.blogspot.co.uk/

 

 

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DeviantArt. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#1393 - Illustrated FML - On 07/04/2013 at 7:17am by Alice - 5 comments


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