The book is now available
You can purchase it in any good bookstore!
It’s yellow, it bends, and you can take it anywhere to make people laugh. For about 10$ you can become a hero (and if you don’t buy it, we’ll kick a young red panda’s face off). It contains a selection of the best stories taken from the website. As a bonus, it’s filled with some great never before seen illustrations.

Here are the links to the online retailers:
For non U.S residents, go to the version of Amazon attributed to your country and search for "f my life" (the spaces are important). If Amazon doesn't exist in your country, they do international deliveries!
Don't forget, this panda is watching you.

#99 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:35am by FML team - 106 comments
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Congratulations on your success you guys! Hope the book sells well!
#1 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:42am by Malik
Does the panda come with the book?
are they all new fmls? or am i gonna be reading the same ones over again if I buy it?
what i saw from the page from the book they put up, it looks like they are all from this website
Are people incabable of reading anymore???
It says right bove the mpictures of the book that it has fml's from this website and never before seen illustrations.
I was reading parts of the FML's in the book, and I was reading most of the FMLs that were on this website.
whats the book about? is it like the best fmls? or just all of them?
#4 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:51am by eman
I'm guessing they're the same.. but I want to know what #2 asked as well.
cute panda :)
#5 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:56am by carlover
This is an awesome idea. Good Luck!
#2, #4, #5, It contains a selection of the best stories taken from the website. As a bonus, it’s filled with some great never-seen-before illustrations.
#7 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:59am by Didi (FML Staff)
And there'll also be some nude pics of Didi ;)
#9 - On 06/09/2009 at 12:28pm by Frans (FML Staff)
Ooooh. I might have to be ordering this.. Although, I've read most of the FMLs, I still think I'll buy it x]
Edit: Frans has just confirmed why I did want this book. ;D
iv already read them all :/
& i live in deepest darkest africa in a hut with no power. delivery is gonna cost me many sheep :D
actually just money. & i have power. but still :P.
#11 - On 06/09/2009 at 12:32pm by peacelovepeaches
you know, shipping to deepest darkest South Africa is $14. thats more than the book :O
#12 - On 06/09/2009 at 12:37pm by peacelovepeaches
#11 ROFL. many sheep. that's priceless. and i love this site, but i have read every single FML. idk if i'm gunna buy it. i would if i had only read a few pages of the site.
If that panda's watching me i think i'm going to have to get it.
damn i have to get this...the panda is glaring at me i swear...
i got the book and i love it!!! the very weird thing is that i just saw this post thingie and laughed my ass off, because my Social Studies teacher loves red pandas A LOT! that is the same pic of a red pnda that he puts in his slide shows and things like that. this is hillarious!!!! XD XD XD
:D cant wait to get ittt.
I wish Santa would visit in the middle of the year. I want this book, even if I've read all the FMLs.
Nude pics of Didi you say? O:
...is that a red panda? i didn't even know such a creature existed..FML lol
Rockyio, it's also called "firefox"
redbluegreen, yeah I think it's a special eddition 1 out of 1 000 copies, so if you really want to see them you'd better buy 1 000 books to be sure :p
#22 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:11am by Frans (FML Staff)
At $10 a piece...
Did you guys fix the spelling errors on some of the FMLs? Or were they left as is?
#23 What???? Speling erors on FML? Are you keeding?
#24 - On 06/10/2009 at 7:10am by Didi (FML Staff)
I guess having your possible nude pictures in the special editions help distract from those sorts of things, eh?
I like the way you guys think.
haha amazing! but I don't really want to re-read fml's I already know. It's a good idea though
I love the book...it made me laugh so damn hard. And to those who think they'll be rereading...i've checked the site every day for the last 6 months, and though ive seen a few, they're are lots of goodies i havent had the chance to experience. GO buy it right now.
People around here are so anal about the occasional spelling error. Get over it. I find the fact that people say "proceeded" all the time, even when it doesn't fit the context, to be somewhat more than annoying.
#28 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:11pm by fuckthiscity
Slightmisshap (#27), I'm happy to hear that! While selecting the FMLs to go into the book I also discovered some new ones that made me laugh, or old ones that I'd forgotten.
#30 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:01pm by Frans (FML Staff)
I have a got a couple of awesome ideas for your website.
Depends on the budget you guys run your website on;
First, why dont you give people the option to record their fmls stories
Like we could just record our voice saying the story of an fml over 30 seconds., and people on the site should be allowed to download the audio clip. Maybe even save it on an ipod? maybe you could maybe exculisve memberships for allowing people to get a downloadable version of the audio clips. so people can laugh their ass of in buses and what not.
Listening to an audio clip would be a lot better than reading a statement.
For your book. every day SAve HALF of the best fmls for the book.
You would make alot more sales.
With the iphones going around... with internet access.. no one needs a book that has the same fmls as a website anyway
ill buy. but only because i don't wanna see the red panda die. its kinda freaking me out. with that constant staring.
I already have my copy. :D
It's really awesome.
wait wait wait wait... what abotu the ladies i think they wanna see some nude pics of you frans hahaha
You have one of my fingers on the picture. It's enough :D
Lol, i live in Slovenia (central europe) and we don't have amazon here. So, gonna pay a fortune for shipping, huh. xD
The book looks awesome! But don't threathen that poor panda :(
hahaha #11.
btw, do sheep even live in africa?
# 40
of course sheep live in Africa.
theres a huge chunk of South Africa thats full of sheep.. altho we will NEVER have as many as New Zealand
lulz we're not that bad in deepest darkest africa :)
#80 - On 06/18/2009 at 10:08am by peacelovepeaches
Damn... I'm 12 Does anybody think I have a chance of getting this?
lol :)
patagonia is in South America.
Sheep live in the Karoo in South Africa. but not exclusively.. the wooly little buggers make their way into my garden on occasion.
#81 - On 06/18/2009 at 10:10am by peacelovepeaches
congrats on the book & all, but...
the red panda shit is so not funny. it's crossing a line. & i get the tone of the website, so no need to mention that.
#46 - On 06/12/2009 at 4:29am by PAGE47
@46: "Crossing a line" and "so not funny" to YOU. Most of the people on the website have enough of a sense of humour to realise that we don't ACTUALLY have a red panda in a cage somewhere, that we're not REALLY advocating animal cruelty. See the difference? No? Ok then, take care ;-)
#47 - On 06/12/2009 at 5:00am by Alan (FML Staff)
Ok seriously? Guys who are complaining about the red panda thing are taking it WAY to seriously. They're just freaking JOKING. Get it in your heads guys.
can't you change the sentence from "and if you don’t buy it, we’ll kick a young red panda’s face off" to something like: "and buy it, because else the young red panda will be watching you" because that sentence's more ethical.
mijzelffan, look at the name and the slogan of the website : fmylife, do you really think there is a need to be ethical ?
Even so, it's strange how people find it ok to say to a stranger who adds a story to the website that he's a dumbass or to go fuck himself, but having a picture of a red panda on a banner is crossing the line.
#50 - On 06/12/2009 at 3:52pm by Frans (FML Staff)
Yeah, act superior, Frans. That always works. I think it's very immature to say things like, "I'm sorry that you don't find it amuzing and that you won't buy the book, but after all the final decision is up to us." Fine, then. If you don't care about your customers, they don't care about you. Now we all hate each other. Do you see why this is such a bad decision?
Maybe instead of dismissing us by making excuses, you should consider the problem. The ad is very upsetting to a lot of people, and anyone with experience could tell you that when a lot of people are upset, you should at least try to listen to them.
#51- Yeah, but when people are getting upset for a bs reason, you really can't do anything about it.
I think it's really funny. -_-.
#51 Hey, dear "customer", calm down on the Panda, it's only a joke (j-o-k-e).
#54 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:35pm by Didi (FML Staff)
Just got the book, haven't read it yet but i'm excited :D yay amazon!
yall are crazy, and talk wayyy too much, i really wanna get this book, i love this website too. and just forget abt tha freakin panda lol :D cant wait.
just got the book on amazon!!
It was funny. Jesus christ I'm a fucking vegetarian and I thought it was funny. Its not like its an AIDS joke or anything. Sticks: remove them from your asses now. kthxbai
#60 - On 06/13/2009 at 3:23am by fuckthiscity
@60 SoO what. I'm a vegetarian too. And what's so bad about AIDS jokes? Rather an AIDS joke then the Panda joke if you ask me
Because most AIDS jokes are actually offensive to people who did nothing to deserve their disease. Everyone with a fucking brain knows that these people aren't ACTUALLY going to kick small animals in the face and even if they intended to it would be pretty hard to get their hands on a real red panda.
Now this little conversation has inspired me to go beat my dog over the head with a rock for a little while since the FML people clearly said it was ok to kick a panda it must be alright!
#63 - On 06/13/2009 at 3:42pm by fuckthiscity
chill.
p.s. the book looks great and i cant wait to buy it:)
#96 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:26am by tbbays04
a LOT of people are upset? WHERE? Out of the millions of visitors we get here everyday, who come here for a laugh and a giggle, and they get tone of the website . Here, where we abide by the rules that say you can find the humour in anything, but you can't share the laughter with everyone, you have to be open minded. Where's all these so called upset people then? Hiding under a table crying until "the bad man gives the panda a carrot or something" There's maybe 5 people who are offended by a picture. Have you not visited this website before? You know what we're like, we like a giggle, and by the way, it's an endangered species yeah? Does that mean that if we'd put a picture of German Shepard smoking a cigar or a Pigeon in track suit, that would've changed your mind? Some people really do miss the point... This place is FML, not... well, you know. Don't take things so literally! It's a weird and wonderful world we have here, you'll learn to understand...!

#64 - On 06/13/2009 at 4:53pm by Alan (FML Staff)
How dare you Alan ! We must respect the "customer" he's always right !
*kicks Alan's face off*
#65 - On 06/13/2009 at 5:03pm by Frans (FML Staff)
This comment has been moderated.
It's cool that ya'll have become so successful, but why would I pay $10 to read FML's when I can just read them for free on the site anyway?
uh, to everyone who is flipping out about the panda thing, chill. i laughed my fucking ass off when i read that, and that actually helped me to go out and get the book, because it shows that even though they have a published FML book, they still manage to be funny and not at all uptight and pretentious.
#68
Frans is the one a little bit "pretentious". Just saying...
#69 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:15am by Didi (FML Staff)
But you guys still pick on each other [: that makes me love the website even more. Continue on.
GASP how can you be so COLD and SADISTIC?! Poor panda.
#71 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:18pm by theflamezbegin
so why would i buy this book if i have the website for free...?
sorry panda
i'm so buying this
i'm going on a long flight soon so this will be great.
congrats, fml.
Last. ;)
#76 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:27pm by NMA
I would buy it, but I kinda wanna see the panda get kicked.
OMG I just bought it! Its amazing. They are all new FMLs and the pics are hilarious!
I bought it... its very cool but its actually $15...... OMG i cant believe that I paid $5 more than the actual price........ OH MAN, i was hungry that day, could've bought me a big mac... FML.
The one I saw was black background and yellow text... is it still the same one?!?!!??! It looks more mysterious.... lolll
It's funny how people whine and bitch and cry about a panda being kicked in the face (as a joke), but when people make jokes that really hurt others, it's somehow funny. Hypocritical bastards, please, get a reality check before saying some bull about "omg teh inviroments is dyinggg", it's getting pretty annoying and repetitive now.
Now I HAVE to buy this book because I wanna carry around a portable FML to share a good laugh. :D
OMG THE PANDA!!! lol
Guys i love what your doing, you really help ALOT of people make it throught the day alot faster :) you guys are gods in my eyes. Keep up the good work
GL on selling the book, if i see one and have a few coins to spend ill for sure pick on up.
OMG. if people don't shut up about the red panda (which is adorable, btw), i might have to go kick a young panda's face off.
oh, and just to be safe, THAT WAS A JOKE.
k, enjoy the book, i did (:
i need to get it it looks pretty good
If we buy the limited edition can we get our own Red Panda free of charge??
I thinks thats a major seller right there XD
If we buy the limited edition can we get our own Red Panda free of charge??
I thinks thats a major seller right there XD
haha love the panda! and im totally getting one of these books for my birthday and I can't wait!!! :D
how much is it :D
i wanna see nude pics of Didi haha jokez
lol at many sheep XD
Ha ha, I like the panda. Sort of creepy, though it makes me want to buy this book so much more.
do you know if its available anywhere in india??
I would beat the bit*h down!
Will it be available in braille?
#99 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:01pm by B00
where can i buy it in china?
I just bought this book yesterday. I'm already have way through. It's awesome and very funny. I've even showed my friends and they agree. i hope there's a 2nd edition soon!
My Father had Returned from Canada before Yesterday & has Brought me what I've asked...
...The "F My Life" Book! It Really is Cleaver, Awesome, & Hilarious! This is the Perfect Gift!
The Illustrations are Just Unique! I Can't Stop Reading My Souvenir!! =D
I want this book!!!! and the panda too =D
where can I buy it in Colombia??
Please!, I really want this book =D
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