Hey everyone, we have a little bit of a surprise for you. As you may or may not know, there’s a French version of FMyLife that’s been on the Internet for a while, and like everyone else, european people also have F'd lives. We’ve decided to share some of their stories with you now and again by posting on the home page some translated versions of the best ones that were published in Europe.

Today, I’m a police officer, and I was out on a date with a wonderful woman. It was going great until I opened up the car door for her, and out of work-related habit, I put my hand on the top of her head to help her into her seat. FML

Today, I decided to shave my nuts. Once I’d finished, I start to Hoover the floor, and then decide to use it to remove the few hairs remaining on my body. Very bad idea. FML

Today, a friend told me over MSN that his father had just died. To show some compassion, I tried to send him the “tears” animation. Unfortunately, I got it wrong and sent him the “dancing pig” one instead. FML

So, as you can see, there are no boundaries when it comes to everyday annoyances and mishaps. All this coming soon as a selection of bonus stories on the home page. Enjoy!