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Hey everyone, we have a little bit of a surprise for you. As you may or may not know, there's a French version of FMyLife that's been on the Internet for a while, and like everyone else, Europeans also have F'd lives. We've decided to share some of their stories with you now and again by posting on the home page some translated versions of the best ones that were published in Europe.

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, I decided to shave my nuts. Once I'd finished, I start to hoover the floor, and then decide to use it to remove the few hairs remaining on my body. Very bad idea. FML
Today, a friend told me over MSN that his father had just died. To show some compassion, I tried to send him the "tears" animation. Unfortunately, I got it wrong and sent him the "dancing pig" one instead. FML

So, as you can see, there are no cultural or national boundaries when it comes to everyday annoyances and mishaps. All this is coming soon as a selection of bonus stories on the home page. Enjoy!

#694 - About FMyLife - On 08/23/2012 at 6:21pm by The FML Team - 16 comments

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Speaking purely out of curiosity, does this go the other way, as well? Do the French get some of our FMLs?

#4 - On 11/11/2010 at 3:23pm by boopityboppity

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Lol I want to favourite a couple of these.

#3 - On 11/11/2010 at 1:47pm by cndrls2

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