The Best of the Worst #27
Hello everyone. Well, October is almost over, but have just enough time to slip in a quick compilation of some of the best of the worst FMLs we've had submitted over the years. Let's take a gander at this week's collection.
For the people who have never seen this section of FML before: we get sent lots of FMLs, each day, all day. We only publish a few due to the fact that a lot are not very good, copies of old FMLs or just not funny. Amongst those, we also get sent very weird stories, if you can call them stories. That's what we post in this column. Here we go for October's selection.
walking home from the bar i got picked up by some random girls, FML. turns out both of them are weigh than me ( i am 6'2" & 260 lbs). then the lights go out until this morning, my penis is now named wayne, i have forsaken a set of pajama pants and am somehow already facebook friends with them. FML?
Today, i went to feed my fish and noticed one was missing. I assumed it my cat, jerry. But no, it was my 4 year old son. He also walks around “purring” and licking his balls. FML?
Who doesn't, amirite?
Today I learnt I have a sneezing fetish. FML?
Today, my friend refused to record muhahaha in her voice for me.
Rune the day
I WAS AT BANDOS…..LOOKING TO GET A HILT…GOT A RUNE PICK..THREW ON MY FIRE STAFF…MISSCLICKED….ALCHED AGS…FML…..?
Today i find out my girl’s a michigan fan, then i go to give blood, the guy was like your blood pressure is a little high, and i was like yeah, i found out my girlfriend’s a michigan fan, and he was like don’t bash michigan, i’m from ann arbor, and i like michigan. I was wearin a OSU shirt. FML?
Today, i was with my Jewish boyfriend, and we was getting kinda frisky. I started unzipping his pants to find out he had a vagina.FML?
Today, I said “k” as in cat. FML
todai, muh kat skratch’d muh fayc an i wuz sad cuz diz muh onlee kat and den latur muh mama say “wat da fuk happen’d 2 ur fayc?” and i haz dait tonite wit a hawt boi. FML?
Where was I?
Today I lost my personality. I reached back to touch my cranium and felt a wet patch. Memory is only the first thing you can lose after a Lumbotomy…FLM?
That's it for October. We'll probably be back next month for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the "Moderate the FMLs" feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird ramblings to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!
Bonus track: This is relevant. Or is it?
We can all relate
Today, While reading the president FML, I couldn’t figure which one of them was right. FML?