The Best of the Worst #22
It's March, it's Friday, it's the perfect time to post another Best of the Worst! As usual, we've trawled through the dross, and prepared a bunch of posts from the bottom of the FML mailbag that are bound to make you look confused like a dog being showed a card trick, due to the fact that they probably written using this method. Let's get on with it.
For the people who have never seen this section of FML before: we get sent lots of FMLs, each day, every day. We only publish a few due to the fact that a lot are awful. Amongst those, we also get sent very odd stories, if you can call them stories. That's what we post in this column. This is a collection of the best of the worst FMLs that people have sent in to us. Check this month's selection!
I picked my nose and tried to flick a booger off of my finger, and it landed between the keys of my laptop. I tried to get it out, and it fell beneath the keys. There’s a booger stuck in my computer. FML.
Today, the girl who I slept with last night took pictures of me while I slept and posted them on social media stating “New BF!!!!! He has the biggest dick ever!!!!!” I now have to go around campus explaining to people that only half of that is true, I don’t even remember her name, FML
The Elephant Man
Today, I found out I’m going to have to see a chiropractor for the rest of my life because of my wanking technique during my bodies development. FML
OK YOLO LOL
Hello, i am a daily NGU user, and i didnt get sect FML.
Today I asked mym “ye little byatch, you trynna suck dis dick”, and she said “you on your period ya little bitch?” FML
In the mood
Today, my teacher kicked me out of the classroom for not being in the mood for hot chocolate. FML
Today, while drinking APPLE JUICE and listening to the radio an announcement came on saying how drinking APPLE JUICE can cause cancer, my dad just bought a case of it and now I’m scared to drink it
Boner Achieved and there was a fat kid.
Today, Today while rubbening My wife i accedently screem het you like That bitch as u screamed to an whore last friday! It ended up with divorce papers! :)
That's it for this month. We'll be back next month for some more weird FMLs, because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself by using the "Moderate the FMLs" feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird ramblings to try and get them published in here, it won't work. Take care!
Bonus track: More proof that that God is real.
He is on FML
Want to go to heaven God knows you read this You have 50 seconds to repost this.