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Today, my roommate did his laundry. Unfortunately, he didn't check his pockets before he washed them. There's now sticky, melted gum all over the washer and I'm left to clean it up. FML


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On 01/27/2012 at 5:32pm - misc - by StickySituations (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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OP here, and i realized i made a huge mistake in my FML. This actually took place in the dryer not the washer. I'm not sure why i made that silly mistake. However for anyone who this may ever happen to i managed to get it off rather easily by soaking a fresh dryer sheet in cold water and scrubbing away at the gum.... and yes, it really was gum.

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Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML


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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

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I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Today, while coming back from skiing, a woman asked me if I could help her carry her stroller. I put my skis down and helped her. When I came back to pick my skis up, I saw two guys running away with my gear. You try chasing someone while wearing ski boots. FML


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On 01/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by magzulism - Reserved

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Hey, OP here.
I'm finally gonna answer some of your questions:
1. Yes, i do believe it was a set up. The woman and the thiefs were definitely working together.
2. They were old skis, I bought myself a pair of awesome new ones later :)
3. I didn't go skiing alone. I live in Switzerland and was helping a friend of mine -who is an elementary school teacher- as a skiing instructor for his 9 year old school kids.
He teaches and lives in a tiny village about an hour from where I live, and since I don't have a car, I went there by train. So obviously i rode the train back home alone.

The only good thing about the whole story is that I didn't have to carry my skis back home. ha. ha.
Feel free to message me, if you have any questions.

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Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML


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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by hannaaaahr (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!

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Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML


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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)

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I don't want sympathy, I wanted to get it posted, and I got my wish!

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Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML


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On 01/03/2012 at 11:07am - work - by sparkx555 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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ok, my mother lives with my brother, she is in the early stages of demetia, she's never left alone, i do everything for her, except answer the phone 15 or more times a day to answer the same questions. i do love her, more than anything, but the phone thing, between her and the nusiance sales calls, I feel a little demented myself! And I could have done with the day off, I would have spent it with her.

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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML


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On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)

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Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML


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On 12/24/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by arrowtopatella (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Hey guys, I'm the OP of this FML.

I was playing XD- Gale of Darkness, one of my favourites. Alas there is no 'elite 4' as such in the Orre region, I was in the middle of catching a rare Wooper at a PokeSpot which I could have traded for an awesome Larvitar. Sigh. Rich world problems, I know.

And yes, shock horror, I am a female that plays Pokemon, le gasp. And also I do play old-school Mario and stuff, I've been a Nintendo fangirl ever since I was little, occasionally migrating to other consoles to play things like Skyrim (No CoD for me though, thank you very much. Blegh.)

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Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML


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On 12/22/2011 at 5:05pm - animals - by shrdlu (man) - United States (New York)

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Nobody else'll want 'em now anyway.

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Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML


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On 12/21/2011 at 12:12am - love - by 409sPoisonGirl - Australia

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Amazing what you find when you're reading the random FMLs...
OP here. Let me explain - at the time this was posted, I was pregnant and suffering from terrible morning sickness. Believe it or not, that worked a treat! And helped me cheer up as well...
To everyone who said their partner is/was in the service, I hope they come home safe and sound. I respect both you and your partners. God bless.

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