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Today, I've been diagnosed with a severe lung infection. This causes me to viciously hack up a lung every two minutes or so. Not only can I barely breathe as it is, my job requires lots of running around, cleaning an interacting with customers. I have a five-hour shift tonight. FML

#19529513
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20750) - you deserved it (2042)

On 04/25/2012 at 9:27pm - health - by MissMae93 (woman) - United States

MissMae93's comment about their FML

To everyone saying I should have called in: unfortunately my work only provides about 3 sick days, which I used when I had my wisdom teeth removed. As for management, usually only one or two people are required to run the entire store (and of course, it was just me). They require much more notice and there was no one else available for the shift. Thank you to everyone with kind words and trust me, if I could have called in, I would have.

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Today.. . I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on mah friend's wall . I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter . It wasn't.. . it was her aunt . FML

#19519234
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19470) - you deserved it (4243)

On 04/23/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by GogoTheGreat - United States (Texas)

GogoTheGreat's comment about their FML

Her hair was in her face so I couldn't tell if there was a beard or not.

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Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

#19510205
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36871) - you deserved it (3215)

On 04/22/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by Capteen (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Capteen's comment about their FML

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy.

And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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Today, Driving Home, I Got Bord And Startd Debating How I Know This Is Reality And Not Just A Dream, Even Though Dreams Often Seem Real. The Answer Cummd Quickly; In Mah Dreams, I Work Normal Hours And Have Time 4 Things Lyk Hanging Out With Friends, And Having A Girlfriend. FML

#19499711
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15892) - you deserved it (3435)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:56am - misc - by metalwolf - United States

metalwolf's comment about their FML

The problem isn't really organizing my time. Ideally I would like to get to sleep right when I get home and wake up in the early afternoon, but usually I fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up just a bit before I need to go to work again. Speaking of, I should be asleep right now.

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Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. mega FML

#19494402
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26047) - you deserved it (1906)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by MI3 (woman) - United States (California)

MI3's comment about their FML

Hey OP here to clarify because FML doesn't let you make long posts. I'm not calling him a racist at all. I'd call him stubborn. There are studies that show lactose intolerance is more prevalent among African Americans. What upset me was that when I tried to explain to him that 75% is not everybody he didn't believe me. The only reason he half believes me now is because he's convinced himself I'm mixed. Well, that's it. Have a nice day everyone!

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Today, I was issud with a £60 fine fir bieng parkd in a supermarket car-park fir more than 3 hours!! I work there!! FML

#19491835
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23712) - you deserved it (2172)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:51pm - work - by mitchell904 - United Kingdom (Newport)

mitchell904's comment about their FML

I will definitely be fighting it! There's no way I'll pay it. The reason I got the fine is because the car park management is outsourced to another company, and they've just switched to an automated system which identifies the registration number of the cars when entering and leaving. Whilst I have a little permit sticker on my windscreen - which has been fine for the past 2 years - the system doesn't see it. Needless to say I'll be going in to speak to someone today... And walking.

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Today I told my grlfriend that I would still care 4 her if she was a vegetable. She informd looool me that if I was a potato she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20496) - you deserved it (6418)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

jesifairy's comment about their FML

:-D

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Today, looool I triad to convinca daughtar that tha "To boldly go whara no man has gona bafora" spaach is from Star Trak, an is an actual historical spaach by tha first man on tha moon. Sha has dacidad to includa it in har univarsity assay on Nail Armstrong anyway. big fat FML

#19456007
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21501) - you deserved it (3002)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Ameel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Ameel's comment about their FML

It's from the original series. Not one of the films. /nerd

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Today... my daughter sat me down 4 a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

#19442280
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (3259)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)

kayadd33's comment about their FML

She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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Today,ila lying in bad, I aard a stranga grating noisa coming from ta allway. Aftar racovaring from my initial assumption tat it was a poltargaist coma to murdar ma and staal my livar, I want out to invastigata. It was tara tat I discovarad my bulldog casually aating into ta wall. FML

#19441776
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21931) - you deserved it (3483)

On 04/10/2012 at 6:48am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)

Baustigt's comment about their FML

My bulldog is not a possessed monster, Red! I mean, sure, she has tried to gouge the netting from the trampoline and she likes to eat the eyes from stuffed animals and sometimes she'll crush the skulls of heretics and devour the life-fluid from...

Oh.

Okay, carry on.

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