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Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

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110 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:52am - animals - by JukeboxValkyrie (woman) - United States (Florida)

JukeboxValkyrie's comment about their FML

To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.

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Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

#19085899
144 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by vixiecat - United States (Oklahoma)

vixiecat's comment about their FML

lol I felt so retarded. it was a Fuel concert in my small hometown. I immediately started looking up ways I could recover the photo. I'm still facepalming over it today.

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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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196 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States

SpLo0gIeR's comment about their FML

Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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217 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

aliezzedine's comment about their FML

Okay people I've sat around watching the comments ensue for a long ass time, and it's now my turn to clarify some shit:

1-My mom is not dumb, she has an average intelligence.
2-She has not handled any piece of the modern technology we all know so well in her life except the phone maybe.
3-She is actually blonde lol!
4-For those who said I made your day, it's a pleasure mates!
5-Those who are being disrespectful to my mother, who is actually the sweetest thing ever, go get a life people it was an honest mistake. It was stupid misconception I gotta admit! But trust me, she got plenty of brains to go around the table.
4-Some people are giving some really hilarious suggestions, you my friends are awesome!

Cheers (Yes I'm the author of the post for all of you with the low IQs)

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Today, my roommate did his laundry. Unfortunately, he didn't check his pockets before he washed them. There's now sticky, melted gum all over the washer and I'm left to clean it up. FML

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72 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 5:32pm - misc - by StickySituations (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

StickySituations's comment about their FML

OP here, and i realized i made a huge mistake in my FML. This actually took place in the dryer not the washer. I'm not sure why i made that silly mistake. However for anyone who this may ever happen to i managed to get it off rather easily by soaking a fresh dryer sheet in cold water and scrubbing away at the gum.... and yes, it really was gum.

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Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

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266 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

dragonmirado's comment about their FML

I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Today, while coming back from skiing, a woman asked me if I could help her carry her stroller. I put my skis down and helped her. When I came back to pick my skis up, I saw two guys running away with my gear. You try chasing someone while wearing ski boots. FML

#18794670
134 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by magzulism - Reserved

magzulism's comment about their FML

Hey, OP here.
I'm finally gonna answer some of your questions:
1. Yes, i do believe it was a set up. The woman and the thiefs were definitely working together.
2. They were old skis, I bought myself a pair of awesome new ones later :)
3. I didn't go skiing alone. I live in Switzerland and was helping a friend of mine -who is an elementary school teacher- as a skiing instructor for his 9 year old school kids.
He teaches and lives in a tiny village about an hour from where I live, and since I don't have a car, I went there by train. So obviously i rode the train back home alone.

The only good thing about the whole story is that I didn't have to carry my skis back home. ha. ha.
Feel free to message me, if you have any questions.

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Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

#18775728
260 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by hannaaaahr (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

hannaaaahr's comment about their FML

Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!

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Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

#18774568
174 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)

bobbeta30's comment about their FML

I don't want sympathy, I wanted to get it posted, and I got my wish!

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Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML

#18696080
131 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 11:07am - work - by sparkx555 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

sparkx555's comment about their FML

ok, my mother lives with my brother, she is in the early stages of demetia, she's never left alone, i do everything for her, except answer the phone 15 or more times a day to answer the same questions. i do love her, more than anything, but the phone thing, between her and the nusiance sales calls, I feel a little demented myself! And I could have done with the day off, I would have spent it with her.

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