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Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML

#17168268
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34540) - you deserved it (3486)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by Btwigster (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Btwigster's comment about their FML

He's in a punk band, like, old school punk. Very '70's sounding. They don't even sing about girls that I've noticed! However, he apologized later and explained he was just nervous, and that it would never happen again. I believe that he was just nervous, but that sort of thing sticks with you, you know? You can't help wondering if that's how he really feels.

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Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

#17134338
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39697) - you deserved it (4267)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:11am - love - by clumbsy_at_best - United States (Pennsylvania)

clumbsy_at_best's comment about their FML

they were having sex on chat roulette.....

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Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

#16983703
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27563) - you deserved it (2872)

On 07/05/2011 at 5:42am - work - by Noff (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Noff's comment about their FML

Fortunately it was nothing to do with my work ethic or wrong doings on my part. The business simply couldn't support the amount of staff it had at the time.

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Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML

#16855935
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32505) - you deserved it (6258)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by TheStripedBeatle (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TheStripedBeatle's comment about their FML

To clarify, they left me. They weren't even hiding.

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Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

#16833043
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (6143)

On 06/24/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Elliott_B (man) - United States (California)

Elliott_B's comment about their FML

OP here, just for some more info we had given her a card at the same time and my dad wrote Rich in it, he just accidentally let Jim slip on accident. my dad is not an "idiot", he just wasn't thinking clearly at the time

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Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

#16789730
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30713) - you deserved it (13659)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm - love - by brokenbabe (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

brokenbabe's comment about their FML

I am the OP. my boyfriend and i havent had sex. Thats the first thing. We've been together 3 years. He has promised we are getting married since fall 2010. He said like this summer.
I did not leave him. I am just mad at him

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

#16673986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63773) - you deserved it (5110)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:13am - intimacy - by James64138 (man) - United States

James64138's comment about their FML

OP here, and you're right. He was a complete idiot. I ended up dumping him a week later and I have a much smarter boyfriend now!

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Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36492) - you deserved it (3404)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

MegaBear's comment about their FML

Boss wasn't playing around. I did find it amusing and sad at the same time that they are my boss...

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Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML

#16651053
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (2810)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by UnlovedGrandchild (woman) - United States (Washington)

Chicharon's comment about their FML

This is my fmylife. For you kind, understanding people, thanks, but she doesn't have alzheimers, she's just crazy, and she really didn't remember my name, but she had it down pretty good when she found out I work in antique store and could get 50% off, and I'm 19, a little late for birthdays, she's my dads mom, doesn't like my mom, and I look like my mom. All of my siblings are tan and brown eyed, I'm pale ad green eyed. She never liked me much. Its okie though, haha, it's pretty mutual. I'm glad she moved to the other side of the country when I was little.

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Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

#16434880
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42075) - you deserved it (2775)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:44pm - money - by Taurus_ChicKa (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Taurus_ChicKa's comment about their FML

OP here, let me clear it up. Mom blamed my computer for something I said so she thought I was turning spaghetti brained and demanded Dad to unhook it. Menopause is a bitch. So after hours of this Dad yanked the comp out and threw it NOT directly at Mom but...

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Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

#16419549
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9804) - you deserved it (57077)

On 05/30/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by anon80214 (man) - United States (Indiana)

anon80214's comment about their FML

Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

#16361909
104 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by StatusSearch (man) - United States (California)

StatusSearch's comment about their FML

I told her I'd be done in 10 minutes which I was prepared to leave at that time, to which she replied, "Could you make it 5, I'm really hungry." So 10 minutes turned into 50. I must've lost track of time >_>

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Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

#16330528
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11083) - you deserved it (66446)

On 05/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by LimeyGoodteeth (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

LimeyGoodteeth's comment about their FML

I am the original poster. It was an adult ESOL class. School policy - strictly adhered to - is that students can't be admitted if they are more than 5 minutes late and all students know this. Lateness is disruptive and disrespectful to other students. We all eventually had the cake later anyway!

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