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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 09:45 - United States - Youngstown

Within the past few months I have my gotten my car totaled, my girl left me, my laptop broke, let go from my job, my two cats got sick and died, and now ive been kicked out of my house by my mother. FML

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Thor1012 28

Thursday 26 January 2017 15:32

Wow.. I feel you I've just gotten over this nearly identical situation. Head up keep going it gets better i promise.. allow yourself a few days to wallow.. and then head up to keep going

LoZelda123 20

Saturday 28 January 2017 1:31

I think we all literally need to have a group hug with you OP

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Thor1012 28

Thursday 26 January 2017 15:32

Wow.. I feel you I've just gotten over this nearly identical situation. Head up keep going it gets better i promise.. allow yourself a few days to wallow.. and then head up to keep going

Thor1012 28

Thursday 26 January 2017 15:32

Wow.. I feel you I've just gotten over this nearly identical situation. Head up keep going it gets better i promise.. allow yourself a few days to wallow.. and then head up to keep going

LoZelda123 20

Saturday 28 January 2017 1:31

I think we all literally need to have a group hug with you OP

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