We're Not Sure If You Heard A Royal Baby Has Been Born, But Just Incase, Here Are 20 Hilarious Tweets About It
Move aside Meghan Markle, there's new royal news in town and it's taking the internet by storm. For whatever reason; people really care about this royal family poppin' out babies, even if none of them will ever take the throne since (cleary) Queen Elizabeth will outlive this entire family. And although this family quite literally does nothing except exist glamorously.... here are 20 hilarious tweets about the birth of the third royal baby.
1. He's doing royally well.
Just heard on the news that the royal baby is ‘doing well’. ‘Well’!? He’s only been on the planet five minutes, he’s already a prince, absolutely loaded and will never have to work a day in his life. I’d say he’s fucking smashing it. #RoyalBaby— Adrian 🇬🇧 (@awedgewood) April 23, 2018
2. Me too, but more cheese.
Kate Middleton’s day:— Ellie Taylor (@EllieJaneTaylor) April 23, 2018
11am - Birth human
4pm - Blow dry and full make up
6pm - Present new heir to media looking red carpet ready
11am - Wake up, eat cheese
4pm - Put bra on
6pm - Take bra off, eat cheese#royalbaby
3. WE WAIT IMPATIENTLY FOR MORE NEWS.
The details are really coming thick and fast now on the news.— The Media Blog (@TheMediaTweets) April 23, 2018
The royal baby will meet his brother and sister AT SOME POINT. He will be given a NAME. New parents can often be TIRED.
More as we get it.#RoyalBaby
4. BOOM *drops mic*
It's always newsworthy when a member of the Royal Family actually experiences labor. #RoyalBaby— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 23, 2018
5. All babies are beautiful, guys.
6. It's nice to see this meme used in a new, refreshing way.
At 8lbs, Prince William and Kate Middleton’s newborn is the biggest #RoyalBaby to be born in more than 100 years. A title previously held by Prince Chubbington No-Neck III. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/FPhxcPAI2i— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) April 24, 2018
7. My vote is for Of The Jungle.
Some #RoyalBaby names that work well with George:— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 23, 2018
Of The Jungle
8. As it should be.
BREAKING NEWS. New #royalbaby name is ‘Kanye’.— David Walliams (@davidwalliams) April 23, 2018
9. The salt is real.
When you see #royalbaby trending and think "Oh great, what did that orange infant tweet now?"— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) April 23, 2018
But this is better.
This is better.
11. I hope A Cup Of Tea makes it!
Line of Succession— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) April 23, 2018
Po of the Teletubbies
A cup of tea
12. MOAR BABY NEWS NAO
I like the #royalbaby and your baby and all babies! If anything, I want MORE COVERAGE. ‘Sharon from Ramsgate is 4cm dilated and weeping for drugs. So much for your birth plan, eh Sharon.’— Katherine Ryan (@Kathbum) April 23, 2018
13. So precious.
14. You know you thought about it.
If you're a doctor working at the Lindo Wing, surely it'd be tempting to hold a doll out of a top floor window, Lion King style. #RoyalBaby— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) April 23, 2018
15. It goes well with George and Charlotte.
Can't believe they've called the royal baby Jürgen Klopp pic.twitter.com/7Rw9kH5UWV— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 23, 2018
16. Moms are on it.
The only way my mum could text me royal baby updates more quickly would be if she were Kate's birthing partner.— Robyn Drury (@robyn_drury) April 23, 2018
17. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS CAPTION WRITER AN AWARD.
18. Netflix be like "$$$$$"
Netflix renews "The Crown" for another 47 seasons #royalbaby— LevityTV (@LevityTV) April 23, 2018
19. Makes sense.
The #royalbaby is straight people’s equivalent of a new Ariana single.— Philip Ellis (@Philip_Ellis) April 23, 2018