True Love

By Marriedtoajew - 03/01/2018 19:00

Today, while in the hospital recovering from surgery, I got into a fight with my wife. Apparently, she feels that I shouldn’t have gone to the hospital because “Funerals cost less than surgery.” She brought an extremely detailed spreadsheet to prove it. FML
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Bloo2555 22

That's messed up in more ways than one.

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TheMean1 6

I'm sure I'm not the first one here to say that Divorce is the cheapest of the three options. Just saying.

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UOFreak07 8

she just wants to cash in on your life insurance lol

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Lobby_Bee 17

Numbers don't lie..

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zephyrsnana 1

unless she put the wrong formula in her spreadsheet. lol

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worldclassrager 39

Is your life insurance high or something? Or She just want you to pass on for some reason that you probably don’t know...

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interesting33 36

that is so so hideous. I cannot fathom how someone could say something like that,let alone go to such lengths to prove it! I agree with previous commentators, your username sounds antisemitic, suggesting she is selfish and hoards money and Jews do too

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Icecold100 6

You should’ve gotten a funeral ... for your relationship

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Meghan Pappas 7

wow I'd say file for divorce when you get out of the hospital! Cuz from the sounds of it she wouldn't care less if you were to die. Find somebody who loves you for you and wants you around! Jesus

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Hellblazer_Sith 25

I hope you mean ex-wife. This is highly disturbing.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

After reading your username, I've gotta side with the wife.

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