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Top Ten Comments of the Week

By Nina / samedi 25 mars 2017 10:31
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I've gone through every comment you guys posted this week and hereby present the best of the best. You guys are so funny, so helpful, so wise...the whole package. Be mine?

10. WallyQ is cheesy, but in a good way. Like a deep dish pizza. This sounds like a joke my grandma would make, and I love my grandma so this comment makes it on the list.  

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 March 2017 17:00 / United States - Troy

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but I guess two wrongs does get you detention!"

-WallyQ

9. pettyjohn1995 does a clever little thing with his words. This one is a joke my step-dad would make. What, you don't think it's fair that I picked comments that remind me of my family? Tough titties. 

"I was going to ask how you could possibly forget that many times, but I guess it's possible the dain bramage would explain that!"

-pettyjohn1995

8.  TIL why people get morning breath. Thanks, justamoderator! Fact check approved.

"That's what happens when you don't eat for a long time. More than 4+ hours. He can have healthiest teeth of all but it won't help since the bad breath mostly comes from stomach."

-justamoderator

7.  You're so observant, MarkToast

"the 'I agree, your life sucks' button is just a cruel pun on this one"

-MarkToast

6.  Not only is the FML community hilarious, they're also always looking out for you. Thanks, sousaphonist, for the advice!

By Troll_Calculator - / Tuesday 21 March 2017 16:00 / Canada - Halifax

"Pro Tip: if you haven't changed them within the past week or so, ALWAYS change the batteries in your calculator before a major exam."

-sousaphonist

5.  Good save, arandomperson97.

"'Ew' stands for 'efficient worker'"

-arandomperson97

4.  Of course bigredmonkeybutt knows what that monkey was thinking.

"Probably thought you had a banana in your pocket."

-bigredmonkeybutt

3. StarkWolf_fml sees the commercial value in every situation. 

By ChocolateEverywhere - / Thursday 23 March 2017 00:00 / Australia - Melbourne

"Bounty ultra soft can clean up any mess your kids make & you only use one tissue"

-StarkWolf_fml

2. iamnuff does not mince words. What a gag.

"'A penis, dear.'"

-iamnuff

1.  Sorry, Alan, you may hate puns, but I'm a sucker for them. RichardPencil, your corniness gets you 1st place in my book.

By don't pray, PAY - / Thursday 23 March 2017 20:00 /

"They have a lot of nirvana asking you to pay for an obvious accident."

-RichardPencil

And there you have it. Aren't these comments suberb? If you're loving the comments as much as I am, head over to the user pages and give 'em a hug. Feelin frisky, are you? What the heck, give 'em two! While you're at it, why don't you give me a hug too? Pretty please?

Until next time,

Nina :)

 

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  Nina  |  27

I'd say since they have to try harder to win your love and affection, step-dad jokes are better...or they're worse, which makes them better?

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