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By Frame_rate - 29/03/2016 06:18 - United States - Toledo
Tonight I picked up my hedgehog for our usual late night playtime when I notice all over his side and tummy his fur was matted. I promptly gave him a bath, turned around for two minutes, and found him fapping viciously in the sink. He won't stop so I can take him out. FML