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By Lefty4life66 - 12/02/2016 18:09 - Canada - Hamilton
Today, working at my construction job, my Co worker accidentally sharted his pants. he then figured it would be a good time to stick his two fingers down the Crack of his ass and scrape out whatever was in there and wipe it on the wall, calling it a "nacho scoop". I almost puked. FML.