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Chin up OP. Maybe when you tell her that you play guitar, she'll be impressed and you'll get to play for her on your second date!

By  Elban

If you can play the guitar at least decently for her she might understand and appreciate the sacrifices you sometimes have to make.

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By  Elban

If you can play the guitar at least decently for her she might understand and appreciate the sacrifices you sometimes have to make.

Chin up OP. Maybe when you tell her that you play guitar, she'll be impressed and you'll get to play for her on your second date!

Just explain what happened. If she truly is the girl of your dreams, she'll be understanding. I know having that happen can hurt your confidence a bit, though.

You could just explain what happened and get some sympathy points. Or tell her you got into an epic battle! "If you think this is bad, you should see the ninjas!"

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Hell yeah! Tell her how hard you trained and learned all the sick ass kicking moves watching kung-fu panda.

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I know there are girls out there who are into pirates. Just get yourself a parrot and maybe a hook for good measure.

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he could use the gem of a pickup line "If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder" <touches date's shoulder> "or this shoulder?" <touches the other shoulder so you get your arm around them>

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Aye matey i like me lads with eyepatches and scars yo ho ! ...If ya looking for me, i be sailing out the door.

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I don't know why people are thumbing you down; I happen to get a kick out of terrible pick-up lines. You just have to do them right (intentionally cheesy, not dumb and sleazy).

I haven't had one hit me in the face yet, but I've broken several strings tuning my guitars..lesson I've learned: always buy more than one pack of strings at a time!

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