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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 18:35 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
Today, whilst at work I responded to the alarm barrier going off and stopped someone from leaving. As I took the shampoo she stole out of her back I realised what she was doing. She was wiping her arse after shitting herself and throwing the wipes in my shop entrance. I had to pick them up.