By jigglypuff100 - 20/12/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML
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You deserved it 4 179

Same thing different taste

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brick_man33 14

maybe warthogs like candy? explains why it pissed on you.

MatthewDmerrill 5

If you were the thing then you would be like "Orange Crush"

yumlicious 4

It's okay. You're pretty. That's really all that matters.

mlgprodotcom 0

This is obviously fake, Master Chief drives a warthog and it doesn't pee

Where is your proof, asshole?? Yea that's right, you got no proof. Don't go spouting bullshit aboit the FML.

*about the FML. Ergo, **** off, stupid moron!!!

Tmoney20 3

Lol serious question.... Will warthog piss give you warts????

I'd have peed on you two if you were stealing' my water supply!

pull the boy in the pen and say warthogs like to eat candy, but they love little boys.

YwkyWy37 0

I think youre confusing warthogs with Jerry Sandusky