Look, I don't care how much you like your boss or your job, you should quit the crap out of it. That's some pills berry bull shit and I would not attend a fkn class because some Mc assholes decided they didn't like getting caught getting all touchy feely in public.

so they reported you for not telling them that their are children present and they can't do that there. ydi for that verry reason and they should have gotten in trouble too for lack of common sense and human decency. No little kid wants to walk in on anyone they know or even a stranger, ******* in the back of the room. sheesh! would you?!

How does that even happen? Im so sorry OP

sounds like a bunch of overly entitled jerks

So they reported you even though you just ignored them? Wtf? How come they aren't getting in trouble for ******* in public?

Next time you see them knock their teeth down their throat

How does catching them screwing where they weren't supposed to constitute sexual harassment??

Update! I talked to my boss about it and he agreed that it seemed odd that I'd do something like that, but said that he had placed the punishment just in case. I'm off the hook though, so no training for me!

I'm confused as to whether or not OP knows what "sweeping something under the rug" means.

I think you could have used a different idiom.