By Anonymous - 24/04/2018 03:44

Today, while working at a restaurant, I told an old couple that their “vibrator will go off when a table is available.” I meant to say pager. They walked out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 903
You deserved it 991

Same thing different taste

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I feel like their reaction was quite an overreaction... it is very natural to say vibrator for that.

Donut_Wizard 23

When they walked out, did they take the pager with them?

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Lobby_Bee 17

OP, I know you ended up taking on an unplanned overnight shift... did you return to your car only to find it smeared with tacos?

Well that is definitely what it does, so it really wasn't a slip-up.

my2centsworth 15

Perhaps they went home to get their vibrator so they would know when their table was ready.

what an overreaction, who acts like such a dick over an obviously innocent mistake, it's not like you used an actually crass word in front of them

I think vibrator is a perfectly normal saying for something like that. I’ve heard it many times in restaurants and never thought twice.