Work: Today, while washing out reptile cages at work in an exotic pet... - FML

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By lmbachman - 08/02/2016 23:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, while washing out reptile cages at work in an exotic pet store, part of my ponytail fell out and kept brushing my neck. When I was finally able to fix it, I discovered it wasn't hair. It was Spanky, the store mascot and owner's pet tarantula, whom the owner "misplaced" last week. FML

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