Animals: Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal...

By coolcat10156 - 08/07/2015 07:04 - United States - Keller

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Spearfish

Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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RowanNightShade 22

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:53

That poor cat. Fycl.

Enkeria 30

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:54

I'm sorry op. Maybe close the bathroom door next time? That almost happened to my dog. My sister wanted to experimenting on my dog after she did her legs but I was able to stop her. I hope your kitty fluffs out soon. :)

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annalivlivliv 20

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:02

Poor kitty, You did the right thing giving her a bath. (Even though she didn't know that) maybe get her checked out at the vet OP just to be sure it didn't do some nasty damage to her skin. Good luck.

teapotrevolt 27

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:06

.... Pictures or it didn't happen. Really that's funny and sad. Poor kitty!

sadpanda888 12

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:06

What kind of cream do you use?

Smooth_Criminal 24

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:27

My guess is Nair.

Miss_Whipped 43

Thursday 9 July 2015 1:11

Or Veet.

hoosiergirl94 31

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:11

Or you can have an all hairless cat? :O

MrGibbs25 20

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:19

well at least now it is certainly distinguishable from all the other cats in the world lol.

Krwman 8

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:20

Still trying to come up with a cost justification for having a cat--hairless or otherwise.

morganmck 15

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:33

Even if you weren't looking, wouldn't you feel your cat rubbing on your leg?

Stxsyh 30

Wednesday 8 July 2015 22:15

Exactly what I thought.

Cortezthe1st 23

Wednesday 8 July 2015 23:14

Maybe the OP zoned out. It's possible that she did notice the cat, but it didn't register as something bad.

Hop6e 22

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:35

How do you not notice your cat rubbing up on you like that? I would have been batting him away with a damn stick! Though my cat does rub. He headbutts. It's the funniest damn thing lol

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:41

I always thought there wasn't a creature looking more angry and pathetic at the same time than a wet cat. I was wrong: wet AND half hairless sounds way worse.