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Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 March 2010 20:26 / United States
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#36 I notice a trend where you frequently suggest biting / pulling on / slapping / punching a man in his balls. I kinda hope we never meet lol To the OP... legit FYL...you were doing nothing and now your shoes are ruined / at least smelly (depends how permeable the shoes were)

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I should probably retract what I said earlier about Paige... I wasn't thinking you meant in a kinky tasteful way but rather was thinking you had some personal vendetta against "junk" lol

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??? nice attitude. I'd really like to get 2 know u. u seem like such a warm and kind person. shove some coal in ur mouth and swallow hard, then go do something with ur life.

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...and I was enjoying [email protected] too :-( It's just a bunch of bored guys and gals on a Sunday night having fun lol ...and with that I'm going to shower... maybe even without clothes :-o

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oh my! let's hope a spider doesn't land on your foot and then butt rape you! that'd be a shame. and as for you 115, I'm sorry, but I would rather not tell everyone on FML my sexual pleasures.(:

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@120 good news and bad news.. The good news is that I didn't get butt-raped by a spider though I was on alert :-P The bad news is that while I stared at the ceiling looking for that spider some jackass on the floor below me decided to be "funny" by continually flushing the toilet...it got hot in there and not in the good way... :-( @125...lol I'm not into the whole peeing thing but having a shower buddy is always exci..... jk :-P Someone else keep FML @ Night going...I've got an early class tomorrow...:-(

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ahahahHah you guys are funny xD and dgross, I'm glad to hear that there was no spider. and I'll beat those people up for you! they'll know not to mess with you again!(:< haha

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#139 No spider though it was probably for the better because I hate spiders too :-/ #141 thanks :-) #152 FYL... I'm only a short road trip away from showing Paige what #123 meant :-P (should probably add a jk in here lol...unless...) ehh it's not as much fun in the morning...

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I know right its probably a wealthy businessman waiting for the bus so he can get to work in his multimillion dollar company but unfortunately he couldn't hold it...

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exactly #105... It could be some rich businessman with an overaggressive bladder afraid of wetting his custom-fit attire *Sarcasm to respond to sarcasm BTW :-)

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