By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You'd think your boss would send you home because he didn't want you chillin all toilet watery amd whatnot and getting the water on stuff

If anybody asks, you can attempt to save face by explaining that you successfully MacGyver'd a bidet out of an ordinary toilet.

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Sounds like a "shitty" situation. I know I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this

ydi 100 times over. courtesy flushing is extremely unsanitary. when you flush you aerosolize some fecal and urine, spraying your genitals legs and butt cheeks with it. just nasty. thats why you read articles telling you not to leave toothbrushes out in the open in the bathroom.

do you poop cement? how could just your defecation clog a toilet... my condolences to you and the toilet, my friend...

and this is why I always have a chance of clothes in my car

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Of my boss didn't let me go home if something like that happened to me I would have just walked out. And if he fired me so what. Remember you have to look out for number 1 and that is yourself.

what the hell is a courtesy flush? and as soon as the water started to over flow why didn't you move?

I have no idea what a courtesy flush is.