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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 08:24 - United States - Midland
Today, while using Google to find out how much THC I had just eaten in a pot cookie, I got a text from my (new) boyfriend saying that he was out of work early and on his way over. He's a deputy at the Sheriff's Department. FML