By guard35 - 12/08/2009 17:02 - Canada

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML
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guard35 0

omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye

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caancoha 0

Well, you are bigger than him. Even if you're not overweight, he may have said that. FYL for overreacting.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I've tried to submit a few FMLs I thought were funny as well, rather than terrible, but I guess nobody else found it amusing. But seriously? Don't be such a bitch about it. Correcting people is one thing, but god damn.

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M13LO 0

hahaha well don't feel to bad, I mean any teen or adult is probably a whale to him since they would be bigger then him.

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plexico 3

You shouldn't be grabbing little boys' noodles. You're lucky you just got insulted and not arrested.

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septemberlovebug 0

plexico, you're awesome

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XOfiestypixie 0

Haha, I was actually thinking something along the same lines as you plexico. Good work. =)

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plexico 3

Feisty pixie, that's why it felt so right when I wrote it! Thanks.

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Twidragon1000 0

Well if your a swin instructor than you can't be fat or anything. I mean most people who swim, or teach swim instructions are normally skinny, or average. My bet is that the kid thought of you like a big aquatic animal, and thats the first to come to mind.

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Rebii 0

Not true, my old swim instructor was huge.

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EClaris 0

I don't think he was saying you were fat, its just a little kid so you're bigger than him. Get some self respect and maybe these things won't hurt you as much

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CFR 0

lol aww Out of the mouths of babes huh? x) I'm sure he didn't mean you were fat or anything. Kids always say stuff like that. Like my cousin's son. He asked me if I'd ever seen Aladdin before. I said, "Yes I used to watch it all the time when I was a kid". He replied, "Was it in black and white?!" It was hilarious, I'm only ten years older than him.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

stop being a pedofile OP and maybe you wont get called a whale

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x_Leopard_x 1

LOL! XDD Ahaha... kids are funny. x)

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RideOorDiee 0

Ahahahaha oh shizz thats the best thing everr!!!!!!!!

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kionnalexus 0

hahahahaha, thats funny but at least you know you need to lose some weight, or maybe you don't. Depends on if your like your body or not (:

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