Miscellaneous: Today, while talking to my mother, I shat my pants. Everyone... - FML

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By MikaykayUnicorn - 19/02/2016 02:41 - United States - Comanche

Today, while talking to my mother, I shat my pants. Everyone kept asking what the foul smell was. FML

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