Animals: Today, while sleeping I could tell my wife was having a bad dream... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 10:50 - United States - Cabot

Today, while sleeping I could tell my wife was having a bad dream as she kept repeating a name until she woke herself up screaming it. The name she kept saying, was it mine? No.Was it one of our kids? No. It was our dog. FML

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dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:01

So she woke up after having a BAD dream calling the dogs name and you are bothered that it wasn't yours. It's a good thing.

midjigirl 13

Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:46

So what?

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midjigirl 13

Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:46

So what?

dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:01

So she woke up after having a BAD dream calling the dogs name and you are bothered that it wasn't yours. It's a good thing.

GhostFox 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 10:03

I think Op's wife was saying the name in concern for the dog is the issue. Basically she was worried about the dog in the nightmare enough to scare herself awake.

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