Intimacy: Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asks "Do you have... - FML

By weirdedout - 24/05/2010 15:14 - United States

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Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asks "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

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Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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By dpl - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

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Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

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Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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Stop talking, stop talking now

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 15:49 - United States

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Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML

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Issues

By Badkitty14 - 09/08/2012 20:16 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML

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By knowtoomuch - 22/05/2013 00:10 - United States - Aurora

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Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML

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By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 11:01

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Today, my wife and I are having marital/intimacy issues. My 72 year-old mom basically told me to touch my wife, to hug her more, caress her lovingly, and pat her bottom, etc. Thanks mom, I'll grab her ass, that'll make it all better. FML

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IWorkInAStore 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:26

awwwwkwarrrrd, well, did you?

randomdude1234 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:30

Mom? do you ever feel not so fresh... you know.... down there.

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Monday 24 May 2010 20:08

LOL!!!!

CrimsonWolf1294 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:17

thats an lol. not an fml. :]

metalmaiden 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:26

Ask her extremely

metalmaiden 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:28

fm i pod. ask her extremely awkward questions. at least it will be entertaining :D

Stevie_87 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:50

your lucky your mom cares. open up and ask questions instead of getting pregnant or using your teeth where you shouldnt.

Hellooomindyy 0

Monday 24 May 2010 21:26

If you cant discuss the matter maturely your not ready for sex anyways.

callmeb 0

Monday 24 May 2010 21:57

ydi regardless of the scenario, having a mother that shows interest is better than having no mother at all. if you're ashamed, that's your biz. stop being a prude and get over it!

nivri 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:24

welcome to the club

Lorysa 11

Monday 24 May 2010 22:43

Haha, awwwkward! But at least she's being nice. Most moms wouldn't be that open. It's not really a FML, but it depends on how weird she usually is or what you usually talk about, I guess.

fwongraven 10

Monday 24 May 2010 22:47

Your mom plucking up the courage to pose the question is a lot better than the subject being off-limits!

dreamteam323 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:57

lol

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