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By Snickers - 12/05/2012 04:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

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Saturday 12 May 2012 11:55

It's just a candy bar. That's not worth getting a ticket for! YDI

IIRoxieII 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:55

Hahaha, WTF?

Comments

fazzems 21

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:05

Dafuq is wrong with you

DarthDeath 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:06

Did they arrest you when they found out you were eating chocolate?

Caliborn_06 11

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:22

Lol!

Bloodlvst 10

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:10

I love how OP assumes that every random person at an intersection knows and also cares about their diet enough to see them eating chocolate and scream allegations of diet cheating.

Mitcha857 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:41

My thoughts exactly.. Wow I'm sorry OP but you totally deserve that ticket for thinking something so stupid.

LeCielNousAide 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:25

I was just thinking that. The random people next to you will simply see you eating a candy bar and think nothing of it. If they are even paying attention to you. The majority of people are too interested in their cell phones anyway while they are driving. And a police officer doesn't know that you are cheating on your diet so no idea why OP panicked at seeing a cop at a red light. Seriously. OP, lose some of the paranoia and realize that only YOU would know if you were cheating on your diet.

mustangkid21 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:14

U sure u wernt doing coke?

DarthDeath 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:17

Nothing wrong with a little drug-driving.

cathyfang1533 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:58

Except for when you crash into a pole because you saw flying chocolate bars chasing the police car...

melij99 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:31

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

GawdamitNappa 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:47

There's a difference between coca and cocoa.

xAttackAttackx 25

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:15

I'm actually surprised Jillian or the p90x guy didn't magically appear and spank you for it.

keidus324 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:19

Seriously? Wtf is wrong with you?!

jroq2008 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:19

lol sounds like something you'd see Doug do in The King of Queens

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:28

...honestly you sound like you have some issues. Also sounds like that diet is making you stressed out, which might just lead to more weight gain. That, and, a little bit of chocolate is -not- going to put a big hole in your diet. FYL, but YDI.