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By "bpickett18" - 15/07/2018 16:57

Today, while riding in the car with some friends, I sneezed so hard that I accidentally crapped myself. My "friends" kicked me out if the car and drive off before I could grab my phone. I don't know where I am or how to get home, nor do I have any way to get new clothes. FML
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chris_lillo 15

Good thing you can magically post to FML without a phone

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chris_lillo 15

Good thing you can magically post to FML without a phone

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bpickett18 16

OP here. So obviously this didn't happen the same day I posted. There are a lot of FMLs that are like that. Anyway, I found a public restroom and was able to get cleaned up (tossed the underwear out) then I found someone nice enough to lend me their phone. I called myself and my friends realized my phone was there and came back. After that I called an Uber though. Wasn't gonna ride with them again.

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