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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 01:36 - United States - Saint Paul
Today while returning from a business trip to Colorado, I downed a half pound bag of Swedish Fish my coworker had brought with him on the flight. Turns out they were laced with pot. After spending the remainder of the flight trying desperately not to die, I may have ended up on the no fly list. FML