Kids: Today, while playing with my daughter on the floor, she decided... - FML

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By MyssTryss - 19/04/2016 21:44 - United States - Excelsior Springs

Today, while playing with my daughter on the floor, she decided that it would be a good idea to not only take a dump, but pull her diaper off to do so on the floor. I work in 20 minutes and have a 15 minute drive to work. I'm either going to be late, or have it crusted to the floor. FML

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