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By Ohgodwhy - 25/02/2016 05:07 - United States
Today, while out on a date with a guy I really liked, things turned heated. I treated him to a little below the belt action. Or tried to, at least, because I took him a bit too deep and projectile vomited lukewarm, slobbery cum, as well as the dinner we just had, straight back on to his penis. FML