Kids: Today, while my wife an I were in the middle of an orgasm, my...

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By kyu_Q - 05/07/2016 15:31 - United States

Today, while my wife an I were in the middle of an orgasm, my 5 year old used a coin to open the locked bedroom door. Not only did we probably scar her for life but I might also have a budding criminal on my hands, FML.

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Elgrin 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:54

Kids see the darnedest things.

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 6 July 2016 6:42

"Scar HER for life." Reading comprehension will save you embarrassment from missing obvious pronouns.

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Andrewx8 12

Wednesday 6 July 2016 4:18

Like father like son?

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 6 July 2016 6:42

"Scar HER for life." Reading comprehension will save you embarrassment from missing obvious pronouns.

elieckhaus 6

Wednesday 6 July 2016 5:30

I was trying to find a good thing in this to say, but honestly that just sucks. Good luck with that man!

cidcarrera 14

Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:39

Get a better lock.

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:54

Kids see the darnedest things.

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