By JB - / Sunday 9 September 2012 08:34 / United States - Somerset
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  rhaemese  |  9

I would've ended up yelling back "and you're my 15"

  mintcar  |  9

On another episode of Sister Wives.....

But seriously, I want to say he's joking but you never know these days. I don't know what I'd do if I were in your position. Wow.

  gc327072  |  29

I believe in the world of debate we call this non-sequiter, meaning the statement has no real meaning, and is said in a threatening manner as a desperate attempt to gain ground.

  folfg0  |  12

And 71. It's also a logical fallacy. Just because she is his current wife, doesn't mean he can find another wife. Time to run a Kritik! :D

  winnerme123  |  8

You forget ex-wives.

  perdix  |  29

#6, it sounds like you are launching into the old Armour Hot Dogs jingle -- I was waiting for "even wives with chicken pox."

If you're under 30, ask your parents.

  Silent_Thrill  |  17

Wives that caught you with your secretary and threatened to tell your boss if you don't give her all your money an possessions. Oh... she knew it was your dream job and that you make mistakes easily. The secretary was a one time deal but still, she was gonna tell. She had to be taken care of so that no one would find ou..... oh never mind. #41 already said "dead wives"! Silly me.

  Vegetarian27  |  24

I'm calling all wives.
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!...
Pajama time...

By  Welshite  |  39

Tell him he's only your current husband. That statement works too.

  supbabes  |  0


  Welshite  |  39

I tried. Do I get a trophy for most miserable failure? :)

  stolencookie  |  17

It is kind of clever, but more of a cold-hearted smartass. You don't say that to a spouse or anyone you really love. That kind of comment can damage a relationship forever. :/

  zingline89  |  18

Being the pointless fact-checker that I am, I had to quickly cycle through the last 50 FMLs to see for myself. While I only came accross 2 from Kentucky, peculiarly enough there were 5 from Alberta. Given Alberta has a population less than Kentucky, all logic and reason points to Alberta being the unluckiest place on earth to live. Suck it Syria, you've been trumped.

My college Logic and Reasoning professor would be so proud.

  Boob_fml  |  6

Yes! That's the answer! If you have an argument with your husband or wife you should get a divorce immediately! That's what I always do. Ask my 12th wife, we haven't even argued once.

  goose12321  |  11

I hate people who threaten with divorce just to get their way. So childish. If the relationship means that little to them to throw it away over an argument then you're probably better off without them.

  XxskyelovexX  |  13

My mom constantly threatens divorce to my step dad. It pisses me off so much. I just leave the room and try to ignore it. I feel bad for my little brother he has to deal with it 24/7 while I only have to deal with it two days every other week.

  outoftown  |  26

#67, His statement wasn't an escalation?!
Perhaps OP can schedule an informational interview with a divorce attorney, just to be on the safe side.

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