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By  mk58

He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.

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That pun was just fridgid. You just just cool down and put it on ice. It sent shivers up my spine. You sir, are ice-cold.

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By  mk58

He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.

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Those would be characters from the modern warfare franchise who have the ability to jump or fall from any height and still be able to walk or run like nothing happened.

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I know who they are. He fell on an icy driveway and knocked a car setting off the alarm. Where does the height come in?

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yeah thats kinda what i was thinking he shoulda just took off running im sure he would have had enough time to get away

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I know a lot of people that get off with the slightest touch... Cars on the other-hand, aren't that sensitive.

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Not true.. My neighbor's car alarm goes off every time there is a thunderstorm, or when a large truck comes through the parking lot. It depends on the alarm you have. But either way ydi op.

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"he fell on their car" if you slipped on ice and fell hard enough accidently on the bonet it can leave a dent. i done it before so i know its possible. and thats damage so there. :-)

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I would just pretend to be gay and say we were watching twilight and that I didn't want the father to think I was fucking his daughter. Later I'd discover my sexuality, and resume dating his daughter. PROBLEM SOLVED.

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