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By NotMe - 17/06/2016 17:19 - United States - San Diego

Today, while moving furniture, I realized my mother (who is an ongoing cancer patient) is stronger than me. FML

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rudico67 8

Monday 20 June 2016 21:25

Oh, I am sorry to hear about your mother's cancer.

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rudico67 8

Monday 20 June 2016 21:25

Oh, I am sorry to hear about your mother's cancer.

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