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By Baustigt / Tuesday 10 April 2012 10:48 / Australia - Perth
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By  DocBastard  |  38

I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right?

You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.

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  allard  |  14

I'm sorry, but the only thing I gained from xcarcrashx's comment was

'A car crash killed lily and James potter? It's an outrage, a scandal!'

By  pimpcracker  |  8

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Jaxx66  |  21

Why not train the dog? Or get him bones... Just because you are incapable of caring for a creature and helping to get rid of their bad habits doesn't mean everyone is. You shouldn't get animals.

By  DocBastard  |  38

I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right?

You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.

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  RedPillSucks  |  31

Actually, the dog was possessed by a liver eating poltergeist, just not a smart one.
He was trying to get the dog into your bedroom, but all he could manage was to get
the dog to eat the wall instead of your liver. Either a stupid poltergeist, or a stupid dog.

They'll get you next time when they possess the cat.
Ever wonder why the cat will just stare at you, unblinking?

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  twisted_cherub  |  14

Is that normal bulldog behavior? Because I'm house sitting and the owner has two of them. I don't know how to hunt heretics for them to feed on. Does the puppy know how to drain life fluid? Will the older one help him? No wonder they're refusing to eat the kibble.

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  threer  |  30

The FML doesn't specify gender.

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