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By Weirdwoman - 18/04/2016 03:28 - India - Pathankot

Today, while lying around in my boyfriend's house I thought of doing a little investigation in his phone. An hour later I found myself walking out of his house bare feet in the middle of the night with my belongings and shoes as I realised I was being cheated all this while, FML.

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